What does it say that I’ve seen this picture several times now on Facebook and discussion forums and obviously here, and I’m just NOW noticing that there are non-groping pictures on the card?
This could have been beautiful, but sometimes less is more. 86 the accessories and makeup. But I think the main point of the photo is to focus on the beauty of pregnancy…and the holiday season.
At first I thought this was only kind of awkward (again, thanks to Demi Moore for starting this ridiculousness), then realized it was their CHRISTMAS CARD! Holy awkwardness, Batman! Love it!
Funny…thought I would’ve run into this kind of sad, stereotypical, *ghetto* assumption kind of reply earlier in the thread…just knew it would surface eventually. All black people don’t talk like that, you know? Effing prick. You probably are the type to sit behind your protective computer screen spewing hate, but smiling in the face of your black co-workers, neighbors, etc. Loser. Comment was totally racist and uncalled for. I’m not even black, and I could sense the stereotyping in that.
I hate the trend she started. This is very awkward. Take me back to the 50′s.
June Cleaver would never do anything like that – Aahh, those were the days…..
Maybe this photo was for very special friends, and the ones they sent out to their parents and Aunt Matilda had a picture of a stork on it or something similar. No, never mind–still too many hands going all over the place.
I think she’s looking at her breast like, “Oh, you did NOT just put your hand there”.
It’s also awkward because they look like they’re still trying to get comfortable with the pose. As if the photographer snapped the photo 5 seconds too soon. I really like the little pics though.
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This is where Mariah Carrey and her husband got their idea for their naked, pregnant picture!
The placement of the bottom left inset photo looks like he’s kissing her butt! lol!!!
The most awkward one has to be the inset at the top left. I mean, what is going on there!?
For a proper christmas card, they should have wrapped a ribbon around her stomach and put a big bow on it.
Well then. That..uh. Just..odd.
What does it say that I’ve seen this picture several times now on Facebook and discussion forums and obviously here, and I’m just NOW noticing that there are non-groping pictures on the card?
WT*!!!That is my husband!!!
Umm… isn’t this how she got pregnant in the first place?
This is my 11th grade math teacher and his wife… I am kinda shocked to see them here hahahahaaha
Bahahahaha really?! That is super awkward…
Really, I know this is years later, but that lady resembles my mom. I am so want to know who they are!
I think its past thinking about a baby now? Don’t you.
The most awkward part? That this was definitely created at the Walmart photo center.
I think that the caption for this lovely Christmas card should have been “Jingle Bellies”.
Oh crap. I shouldn’t be looking at this.
This picture is just so Christmasy! I can practically smell the pine and hear the crackling of the yule log!
I spontaneously face-palmed myself
is that Mike Tyson??? lol
Gorgeous photos… but for Christmas?
this is so awkwardly awesome. p.s. i also thought i was cute when i was preggo….
This could have been beautiful, but sometimes less is more. 86 the accessories and makeup. But I think the main point of the photo is to focus on the beauty of pregnancy…and the holiday season.
Did someone send a copy to Marnie?
And…..she’s NOT pregnant!!!!!!
Out of four pictures they chose that one as the main one. Huh???? INTERESTING!!!!!
I need to know what color eyeshadow that is
OH LAY YOUR HANDS
OH LAY HOUR HANDS ON ME
The baby is saying “WHOA…stop SQUEEZING me there!”
Nakedness and the Holidays DO NOT go together.
Why has HE also removed his shirt?
b/c he worked hard for those guns!!!
Is he measuring her waist in the little pic in the upper right-hand corner?! “Wow honey, I llllluuuuvv your bubbly belly!”
Ahhhh! There are seven hands there, at least!
At first I thought this was only kind of awkward (again, thanks to Demi Moore for starting this ridiculousness), then realized it was their CHRISTMAS CARD! Holy awkwardness, Batman! Love it!
You two stay classy now, you here!
Ha!
That’s a lot of skin.
Oh no they di-in’t
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ROTFLMAO!!! Hannah!!!
Funny…thought I would’ve run into this kind of sad, stereotypical, *ghetto* assumption kind of reply earlier in the thread…just knew it would surface eventually. All black people don’t talk like that, you know? Effing prick. You probably are the type to sit behind your protective computer screen spewing hate, but smiling in the face of your black co-workers, neighbors, etc. Loser. Comment was totally racist and uncalled for. I’m not even black, and I could sense the stereotyping in that.
LIGHTEN UP BUTTERCUP………
Wow….I am black and I certainly didn’t detect any stereotypical comment here. Maybe you do need to take it easy a bit and calm down.
“calm down” is a new favorite phrase of mine! Funny!
chill killer!! who effing cares
Contractions — and watches to time them — are the reason for the season.
Egads … the main photo was mind-busting enough, and then when I saw the inset photos …
Exactly….the photo next to her hip….is he trying to inflate her??? Actually that IS another angle to consider.
hahaha!!
Ok, the photo itself is awkward. But, then once you notice it was sent out as a Christmas card, way over the top. We have a winner for very awkward.
I hope they didn’t use the same photographer when it came time to create the birth announcement postcard.
Live action shots?
Ohmygodyouguysgetaroom.
Ummm, I think that is what got them to this point…
This photo–not so bad. The execution may be awkward, what with the hands, the watches, and all, but the sentiment is sweet. I’ve seen worse.
Seeing both of their watches featured in the photo, my first thought was, Its time to QUIT!!
Jeez, I just can’t.
I blame Demi Moore…
^^^^^^ WINNER!! ^^^^^
I second that!
Hahahahaha! still laughing at that one …;-)
Thank you all! I’ve never been awarded a winner by my peers here before!
I hate the trend she started. This is very awkward. Take me back to the 50′s.
June Cleaver would never do anything like that – Aahh, those were the days…..
I would love to see Ward and June Cleaver in a pose like this one, but with her holding a plate of cookies. Mrs. Cleaver was HOT!
Ward always wanted to…you know he did.
I’ve been reading comments for hours tonight, I AGREE!! WINNER!
Maybe this photo was for very special friends, and the ones they sent out to their parents and Aunt Matilda had a picture of a stork on it or something similar. No, never mind–still too many hands going all over the place.
Some things just don’t belong on Christmas cards.
It was their Valentine’s Day card that started all this…
XD
That was my thought, too. It probably gave all the relatives and friends something to talk about, though.
That’s one for the fridge, alright.
Notice that both are looking down at his left hand.
Wife: “Hon… Honey? Uh what are you doing? They’re getting ready to take our..” SNAP! FLASH!
I think she’s looking at her breast like, “Oh, you did NOT just put your hand there”.
It’s also awkward because they look like they’re still trying to get comfortable with the pose. As if the photographer snapped the photo 5 seconds too soon. I really like the little pics though.
Uhhh, but it’s their CHRISTMAS card! C’mon now.
I like that they have the same hair cut.
omg hahahahahahahahaha