My Bodyguard

March 18th, 2010

My Bodyguard - Dad

His dad will beat up your dad.

(submitted by James)

43 Responses to “My Bodyguard”

  1. edjekrokketje says:

    this is art

  2. Chattick says:

    It looks like Jim Gaffigan…

  3. devtrev says:

    As long as you live under my roof, you WILL cross your arms!!!!

  4. Seattle_girl says:

    i think the guy in the front is hot

  5. Dave says:

    He’s being haunted by the ghost of Chris Farley!!!

  6. Melanie S. says:

    The kid looks a little like Anthony Michael Hall from “The Breakfast Club”. Maybe this is the guy his character was based on.

  7. Paul Metzger says:

    Wow-just………………………….wow. Look at that guy’s arms!

  8. Jami says:

    Dad says, “You WILL go to prom with my son!”

  9. FatboyzInc says:

    This reminds me of all Adam Sandlers movies where the bullies are always saying O’Doyle’s Rule. these guys were probably the O’Doyle’s on their block LM*O. Glad they always got what they deserve…..

  10. chica says:

    Anyone else feel bad for the kid like I do? Ugh…hope he didn’t turn into an adult bully.

  11. Ugh! says:

    The kid looks terrified.

  12. smurfie77 says:

    It’s a truly great photographer that gets neither of them in focus.

  13. Nikki says:

    It’s the same dad from the farmer’s tan photo.

  14. armchair hero says:

    Looks like someone bought tickets to the gun show.

  15. laprns says:

    This one is a little too familiar. Had a Dad like that, wanted to come off as over protective but he just couldn’t let anyone have even one moment. Had to have all of the attention-even horned in on our photos. Mine lived to hear “I wouldn’t mess with him”-that’s why the scowl. I know why that kid looks so unhappy.

  16. Mitz says:

    I’m pretty sure I know the guy in the back…

  17. Lillian says:

    It’s not even in focus fully & it’s very dark.

  18. caleb says:

    this looks like it could be some sort of anti-drug advert.

  19. selina says:

    plain scary

  20. parrothead says:

    SPOOKY Bet he has nightmares after that picture was taken

  21. MaryCherry says:

    I’ve heard of helicopter parents but this is ridiculous.

  22. ScoutC says:

    For some reason, this vaguely reminded me of the cover of the “Meet the Beatles” album. Love the firearms training ad next to it, too! Everyone is showing off their guns, I guess.

  23. Grace says:

    The New and Improved Mr. Clean model search finalists. Text your votes now.

  24. Anne says:

    “Don’t even THINK about breaking my son’s heart, young lady!”

  25. DaddysSister says:

    Anyone can ban smoking in their home, but we’ve banned all traces of happiness.

  26. Julie says:

    Am I the only one who wants to adjust the contrast on my screen?

  27. Chad says:

    “I got your back son.”

  28. El & Mo says:

    I really try to avoid the word “awkward” when visiting this site but dudes, this is truly just plain awkward (and a little weird and scary).

  29. Tim S says:

    Kid, you will SIT here and get your PICTURE taken!

  30. rebelle says:

    When johnny jr looked in the mirror he realized he was not alone!

  31. Ali says:

    Talk about being overprotective!! LOL

  32. Badstockart says:

    best. christmas card. EVER!

  33. Kathleen Mooney says:

    Who would want a picture like this? Oh, I see, it’s Philip Seymour Hoffman in the back and a very young Christian Bale in the front!

  34. iLOLd says:

    That’s not a chip on his shoulder.
    That’s Chuck Norris.

  35. i can’t wait to see hot tub time machine!

  36. Jim says:

    They guy in the back looks menacing, the guy in the front looks nervous. Hmmmmmm…..

  37. coNNie says:

    Son…”No bunny ears this time Dad!”

  38. Romeo says:

    No, MY dad will beat up his dad!!!

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