Saturday Night Special: Saturday Night Special

March 27th, 2010

Saturday Night Special: Saturday Night Special - Grandma

Granny get your gun.

(submitted by Erin)

154 Responses to “Saturday Night Special: Saturday Night Special”

  1. Michael says:

    Grandma Marney when somebody didn’t follow her directions.

  2. Amanda says:

    You don’t mess with the Godfather’s mother.

  3. D'OH says:

    “Do you feel lucky, punk?”

  4. skyeleo says:

    “You’re sending me to WHAT NURSING HOME?!”

  5. Les says:

    Now just sit there and LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY GRANDCHILDREN!

  6. grumlee says:

    damn !

    everyone was scarred about the chimp with a little girl in bed, but… i guess guns kill more people than chimps in the world ?!?

  7. Becky says:

    My 5 year old’s comment, ” She is going to kill someone!” My 7 year old’s comment,” Yeah and she is really happy about it!”

    Maybe she decided it was time for the family to go home…

  8. carol says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Man I needed a laugh, what a crack up!

  9. Jack says:

    I love that it’s loaded and her eyes are shut.

  10. Sara says:

    Is this Grandma Mazur? Keep her away from the chicken!

    • scruffy says:

      It is Grandma Mazur. Looks like the dining room table is gonna get another slug through it. And we just got the last hole fixed.

    • Chlost says:

      That was EXACTLY my thought. I have always wondered who’d be cast in the movie version. I’d been picturing Betty White. But this lady would be great!

      • Heather says:

        That was the exact first thing I thought of! The movie has apparently been cast!

      • GulfGirl says:

        I always imagined it would be the older lady who raps in the Wedding Singer. Nice reference on Grandma Mazur Sara. I always think of her at a funeral home.

  11. MCR says:

    This picture was made with a point-and-shoot camera.

  12. MCR says:

    Q: How does Grandma carry her handgun?
    A: In an Elderholster.

  13. Joanne says:

    She always dreamed of being one of Charlie’s Angels!

  14. Uncuw Biww says:

    Ok, i’ll wear that sweater you made.

  15. blue nosed wowser says:

    I’m staying the hell out of HER flowerbeds, I can tell you.

  16. Bruce says:

    Mr. Saturday night special, got a barrel that’s blue and cold, it ain’t good for nothing, but put a man six feet in a hole…..

  17. Steph says:

    What was that line from The Blind Side? “And it shoots just fine every other day of the week too.”

  18. Shinda says:

    My 90 year old grandma had a Saturday Night Special in her drawer. I asked her what she would do id someone broke into her home and she said, “Well, I’d point the gun at them and ask them, “Are you ready to die?”.
    What a warm fuzzy memory seeing this gal with one brings back…………

  19. Autumn says:

    Now this is an awesome granny!!!

  20. Jjands says:

    I told you that the punk grandkids who ran, wont be in the will!

  21. Heather says:

    Stop or My Mom Will Shoot!

  22. RedCali says:

    How can something be so funny and scary at the same time? It’s just wrong!

  23. Pixiegirltink says:

    Open your eyes Granny…OPEN YOUR EYES!!!

  24. Beth says:

    LOL. Granny keeps her gun so shiny!

  25. J says:

    “I told you to turn the channel back to Murder She Wrote.”

  26. Sophia says:

    Oh my gosh, I just love this photo!

  27. Angie says:

    there’s a person reflected in the gun barrel….next target?

  28. Jim says:

    The funny thing, she’s correctly holding the gun! It’s like she was trained by the feds.

  29. ObservationIsTheKey says:

    This woman is my hero.

  30. Alan says:

    Umm, that actually looks loaded.

  31. sabrina says:


  32. Ally says:

    Maybe Granny should put her glasses back on first.

  33. sean says:

    glasses off…. eyes closed… 911 on its way… HA

  34. KJ says:

    Granny took her glasses off before taking the shot! Everyone RUN!!!!

  35. Anonymous says:

    Grandma’s got a gun.
    Grandma’s got a gun.

    Her grandkids are on the run.
    Grandpa’s dialing 911.

    What made Grandma snap?

  36. Jen says:

    She took her glasses off (dangling below her hands) but who needs them?! She’s got her eyes closed anyway!

  37. Jon says:

    Go ahead………. Make my day!!!!

  38. Brian says:

    Cut Medicare my a**!

  39. Yvonne says:

    Granny: “Marco!”

  40. chris says:

    She looks like a GREAT Grandma to have… she looks fun. But only if the gun isn’t loaded. I just get the feeling she doesn’t usually hold them and is getting a big kick out of it

  41. Justin says:

    Grandma’s not getting run over by a reindeer this year!

  42. Lexus99 says:

    The only thing scarier than grandma with a gun is grandma with her eyes closed holding a gun. Let’s hope its not loaded.

    • Charles says:

      You can see the tips of the bullets in the chambers. It is loaded.

      • Lexus99 says:

        yep then I am officially scared.

        • Karen says:

          And she took her glasses off……DUCK and COVER!!

        • Dan says:

          I find this comforting- the gun is loaded, she’s holding it correctly, her finger is not on the trigger and it’s not pointed at the cameraman. A gun without bullets is like a car without gas, it doesn’t serve its purpose.

      • assmullet says:

        and if you will notice, she is holding the weapon correctly, firmly on the grip while the other hand lends aiming support and her trigger finger remains relaxed yet at the ready. scared?, no way…grandma is more than welcome in MY lifeboat.

        • Tim S says:

          The only problem I see in her shooting stance is how the arms are bent and the pistol is 9 inches from her face. When that thing kicks, she’s gonna pistol-whip herself!

      • Sean Carlson says:

        lol dude…we put pre shot double stacked 9mm shell’s in it before we gave it to her.
        So lets not jump to conclusion 😉

    • dave says:

      “Oooh, I just close my eyes, point, and then shoot away!”

    • binkymae says:

      “I’ve been practicing at the gun range so much lately that I can do this with my eyes closed!”

  43. wordy says:

    or this is Marney and someone brought a casserole without a lid or serving spoon

  44. Caff says:

    I may need to make this my screensaver.

  45. wordy says:

    Put down the remote. “Matlock” stays on.

  46. leighaloo says:

    ” Pistol packin mama…..”

  47. tony says:

    They gave it to me when I joined the Tea Party.

  48. Trish says:

    Grandad’s hand looks relaxed. Maybe he’s seen this shooting demonstration before.

  49. Roby says:

    O.K. Grandma, I’ll eat the fruitcake…GOSH!!!

  50. Kathy says:

    Gramma! I told you to put that away!

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