Saturday Night Special: Saturday Night Special

March 27th, 2010

Saturday Night Special: Saturday Night Special - Grandma

Granny get your gun.

(submitted by Erin)

154 Responses to “Saturday Night Special: Saturday Night Special”

  1. Michael says:

    What model of revolver is that? Looks like a .357 or.44 Mag.

  2. Mallory says:

    Anyone remember that movie “Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot” with Sylvester Stallone and Estelle Getty? That’s what this reminds me of.

  3. Steve Mikkelson says:

    “Okay Grandma, when I count to three; you pull the trigger!”

  4. billy piper says:

    Stop or my Gran will shoot

  5. averagesuperhero says:

    Tonight, on CSI….

  6. Julian says:

    …give me a moment now dear… I think it was on the spring of 1954 and the tax man came by to audit!, ohhh yes!… we had ourselves some good o’l time on the spring of 1954!… those were the days…

  7. matt says:

    Go ahead punk, make my zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

  8. Paige Marin says:

    It’s Grandma Mazur!!!

    “No one had been paying attention to Grandma Mazur. She was still playing with the gun, aiming and sighting, getting used to the heft of it. I realized there was a box of ammo beside the tampons. A scary thought skittered into my mind.
    ‘Grandma, you didn’t load the gun, did you?’
    ‘Well of course I loaded the gun…'”
    (Janet Evanovich, “One For The Money”)

    • Annie says:

      I was just thinking the same thing!

      “‘I know what you’re thinking,’ Grandma said into the silence. ‘Do I have anymore bullets in this here gun? Well, with all the confusion, what with being locked up in a refrigerator, I plumb forgot what was in here to start with. But being that this is a forty-five magnum, the most powerful handgun in existence, and it could blow your head clean off, you just got to ask yourself one question. Do you feel lucky today? Well, do you, punk?’
      ‘Christ,’ Spiro whispered. “She thinks she’s freakin’ Clint Eastwood.'”
      (Janet Evanovich, “Two for the Dough”)

      This part had me rolling.

  9. lagrange517 says:

    Granny Oakley???

  10. lagrange517 says:

    This is what happened to the last relative who was gonna pick my nursing home…

  11. lagrange517 says:

    “i know what your thinking… did I fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth, in all the excitement, I kinda lost track myself…. you gotta ask yourself, do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?”

  12. devtrev says:

    Do NOT stand in front of the TV when Matlock is on!

  13. Maurice says:


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  15. Kimi says:

    This one made me so happy, and now, out of guilt, I may not get any sleep tonight.

  16. torresongs says:

    Granny’s gonna split some wigs at Bingo tonight!

  17. Sean Carlson says:

    HAHAHA Erin i can’t bleave you posted it…Dose grama know?

  18. John Pereira says:

    “A Smith and Wesson “does beat Four Aces!

  19. stanlymorris says:

    I’m most worried about the fact that she’s aiming with her eyes closed.

  20. No, that was Jack, my second husband. Accidentally shot ’em…right between the eyes. Now, where’re you goin’, Ben? Sit down here for a spell.

  21. homie says:

    You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead fingers!!

  22. rob says:

    thats not a gun…… this is a gun

  23. Jack says:

    After Mr McGoo passed away, Mrs McGoo purchased a handgun for home protection.

  24. Bruce says:

    She ALWAYS wins at BINGO!

  25. iLOLd says:

    She’s a member of the WCTU-The White-hair Closed-eye Target-shooters Union
    (This’ll make sense here in indiana…)

  26. grannynunu says:

    yes!!!!I noticed six rounds in the chamber,,,,,hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  27. Juliet says:

    “This will keep them from talking while my ‘stories’ are on!”

  28. Stephanie says:

    Um……… HER EYES ARE CLOSED!!!!!

  29. Granny cooks fools with a sweet little smile on her face. 😀

  30. Ruth says:

    I wanna be her when I grow up.

  31. Ed says:

    Guess Grand Ma will not have to worry about them Reindeer this Christmas.

  32. Sharon says:

    Granny liked the way her silver toned accessories coordinated with her hair color and pink nail polish.

  33. Molly says:

    This could very well be my favorite!!!

  34. Penny says:

    Will you be my replacement Granny???

  35. Maurice says:


  36. Erin says:

    is anyone else worried that she took her glasses OFF to hold the gun???

  37. Zelda says:

    Inheritance? I got your inheritance RIGHT HERE!

  38. Amber Gusa says:

    One should never close their eyes while holding a gun. That’s what I always say…

  39. Silfax says:

    …you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

  40. Brian88 says:

    “Are you talking to me? Punk? No really I can’t hear you, are you talking to me?”

  41. Peter says:

    The scary thing is that it appears to be loaded.

    • Cheryl says:

      The gun is loaded….AND she’s got her finger on the trigger! OMG!!! This is my favorite pic yet. It totally says:

      “This is the last time I’m going to tell you – get your hands off my cookies, turn Matlock back on, and I am NOT going to the nursing home……punk.”

  42. Bea says:

    Love. Love. Love. Love. this

  43. apeman says:

    Awesome pic.

    “You’ll never take me to the nursery home”

  44. Theocentrica says:

    A Good Man is Hard to Find: The Untold Story.

  45. GulfGirl says:

    Apparently ‘Shady Pines, Ma!’ doesn’t work on her.

  46. Peter says:

    Never point a weapon at someone you are not prepared to kill…

  47. Dave Barry says:

    Is that part of that new Wii game? I heard about that game, crazy!

  48. Pilgrim says:

    It makes you wonder if that hand on the left is alive or dead…

  49. Jami says:

    That’ll teach to not switch off the Golden Girls when Granny says not to!

  50. Janie says:

    She’s got really nice nails!

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