It’s what’s on the inside that counts.
(submitted by Catherine)
But the wax statue of her looks so real. No one will ever suspect he killed her.
You know when you put your lips on a frozen pole, you’re gonna stick to it.
Suspect that lady might actually be fixed to chair using duct tape.
Just a Wittle, Kissy-Wissy, Please ?!?
I understand her pain – hell is, indeed, other people….
Calgon, take me away, please, please!!
Brrrrrrrr……. I live northern Canada and THAT face is cooooooold…
wow, this is a woman who seems like everything is drained out of her.
God, I hate these Spin the Bottle nights at the senior center.
Um, sorry, but “the new face of frigid” would be my wife.
Put my wife and your wife together, we’d have a nice refrigerator/freezer combo…
I have an uncle who by the end of any family get together, has inevitably had far too much whisky and starts telling everyone how much he loves them. All hugs and kisses and “You are WONDERFUL”.
And that’s pretty much the face his wife puts on, when she’s being crushed by a whiskey smelling old man with no sense of when an affectionate hug is getting painful.
True love never dies!
I would LOVE to know how these two are related and what their relationship is like, besides what seems to be evidenced in this photo!
Excedrin Headache #29,456.
lol…good one! I have this feeling the woman in the pic has LOTS of “headaches”…lol
“THIS is MY HAPPY FACE!”
Great Tommy Lee Jones reference, very well done!
She IS smiling.
Whatever the relationship of the two pictured , the person she hates with the white-hot hate of a thousand suns is the photographer.
I totally agree! LOL
Hey, get a room guys!
Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!
lol… I agree
someone forgot to take their happy pills today!!!!!!!
She’s just not that into you.
For the win!!
ah, I was gonna say that! …must be good!
I swear that’s the professor from Alabama that pulled out a gun at a faculty meeting and shot some people. I know that’s a downer but dear lord do they look the same…
S. A. TUR. DAY. NIGHT! S. A. TUR. DAY. NIGHT!
Gonna keep on dancin’ to the…
Hmmm. Beige. I think I’ll paint that wall beige.
THAT made me LOL. Wonderful line. I’ll bet you write comedy skits.
Agree. That was brilliant. Nice line.
They’re actually fraternal conjoined twins (figure that one out biologists).
Never take a triple dog dare.
“Stuck. Stuuuuuck! STUCK!”
It’s Marnie, with silly old Uncle Mort, who inadvertently brought a soup ladle instead of the regulation serving spoon.
Hahaha!!! I’ll never get tired of the Marnie jokes… she has contributed immensely to my life!
LOL! Love it!!!!
And, I totally agree, Elle, my world is just that much richer because of good ol’ Marnie. Boy, I’d love to meet her…from a distance; she would probably disapprove of me. LOL
me 3!! I’ll never get tired of Marnie references, she’s a one-of-a-kind lady. (I hope)
Yes-yes-yes!! I was definitely thinking “Marnie”, too!!! FTW!!!
maybe a snake bit her in the face…..and he’s suckin out the venom?
The only explanation that makes sense, so far.
Grampa at the wax work museum
Oh, the electricity..!!!
Is it just me, or does she look a little like Maggie Gyllenhaal?
I’m so sorry I pinched your cheeks. Let me kiss it and make it all better.
Damn, I’ve got to remember to call that divorce lawyer one of these days…..
I thought it might be father / daughter, no?
Im sooo in love with you, George. I really am.
I see this becoming part of a public service campaign!!!
“I’m actually not wealthy like it says on my Facebook profile, but I still love you and want to get married anyway sweetheart.”
For their 35th anniversary Mona was expecting the “big anniversary surprise” to be the long-promised European trip. The camera caught her at the exact moment she learned of the “surprise party” featuring her husband and her in-laws.
I like the way your brain works.
He looks so in love.
Women and children first! Man the lifeboats, WE’VE HIT AN ICEBERG!
Looks like a kidnapping.
she does not look very happy, maybe the photographer wanted him to kiss her and she just wasn’t into it.
Uhg. Buzz kill.
she can hardly wait!
I can just hear the song in my head when I see this picture: ” I’m so excited, I just can’t hide it…..”
Gimme some some a dat…
And later she kills him for this.
Is that his daughter???
HAHA! The best reply ever!
I have a feeling I DON’T wanna know the story behind THIS picture …
Hmmmm. I think she’d rather watch paint dry.
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