I’m This Tall
April 18th, 2010
She was growing up so fast.
(submitted by Kelly)
She was growing up so fast.
(submitted by Kelly)


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Where’s the angel on her other shoulder?
OMG…..I had a picture of myself wearing a sea foam green leotard exactly like this. My sister would blackmail me with it until I finally found and destroyed it.
Rocking the femullet in true old school fashion!!!
Man, this is creepy!
I don’t think the usual “‘SHOPPED!!!” claim would raise any argument here. But they missed a golden opportunity by not having the kid stand on her own shoulder.
It’s the girl from the Art of Noise, Close to the Edit video. [obscure reference]
Takes the arm shelf to a whole new level.
Looks like a young Elijah Wood.
“Let me just smooth out your hair a bit before they take the picture.”
I guess the lil’ devil really does sit on the left shoulder.
Oh, that poor child.
Wow, you know you’re beautiful when you are sporting a mullet and still look adorable. This little girl grew up to be a really good looking woman, that’s for sure.
I’ll bet she can do a real mean “jazz hands.”
Has anyone seen the Twilight Zone?? The doll that threatened Telly Savalas? That’s what this reminds me of….creepy
You mean Talking Tina…she doesn’t like you very much Telly
She’s gonna live forever, she’s gonna learn how to fly (High!).
Stop! bwahahahaa…people will see me and die…
she reminds me of V.I.C.K.I. from “Small Wonder”.
This little girl sort of looks like what I imagine Kate Hudson looked like as a child.
‘shopped!
lol! You may be right….
The Pull-Up is a nice touch.
I thought so too!
Have you seen Kyle? He’s this tall!
I believe she is looking for Kyle and ironically enough is the same height as he is.
Could this be Marnie in her young days. The ballet teacher may have given a store brought salad.
No, Marnie was the ballet teacher who turned this sweet little child into a cynical fire-starter!
I think every portrait should have a little pixie version of the person petting their own giant head. Class.
Snort! Thanks for making me laugh out loud. I wish all my pictures came with a little pixie version of me, like my driver’s license photo.
“Mommy,I can still hear that little voice telling me to set fire to stuff”
I can hear Mini-Me explaining the situation…”business in the front – party in the back…oh yeah!”
unitard for the win.
I thought I was looking at myself when I opened this. I have a picture similar to this except I was sporting the “Dorothy” haircut.
We all need to have our own Great Gazoo to keep us in line.
Great Gazoo – awesome!!
Love the Great Gazoo reference!
I think she’s so cute; nothing awkward or sinister about this. Mary, I don’t think so.
Agreed. AFP *FAIL*.
aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha- too much funny!
God I love this site!
Keep em’ coming.
Paul, you are kidding right?
I TOTALLY remember these pictures. Face in the front, action in the back. Man, we did strange things in the 80s.
Just like a mullet….business in the front, party in the back.
hahahaha
Oh, oops, it is a mullet. It just looked as though it wasn’t. My bad.
Well, it’s not so much a mullet as it is a bi-level. It’s only cut on the one side.
bi-level, lol. We had multi-levels like Salt n’ Pepa did in my city.
Elton John’s song Tiny Dancer comes to mind.
Now that made me laugh!
This will truly give me nightmares… The expression on the mini-face is creepy!
Nightmares from this? You must have some disturbed nights!
She’s got her game-face on.
A toddler mullet! Almost as good as a baby mullet.
But not nearly as bad as a skullet.
Wow…that is very disturbing for some reason.
There is something sinister about it. You can see into the mind of a little girl. And it’s Evil.
I agree…it’s a weird photo.
Nice…
hahaha… sooooooo cute little girl – REALLY BAD hair! ahhhhhh
I don’t think this is awkward. The haircut isn’t weird for a teenager, but for a girl this age, it is.
Sorry, that haircut is weird/awkward for anyone. And the mini-me hovering about her head…yup, awkward.
Not weird for a teenager? How is a mullet not weird?
Mullets are actually coming back into style. A classmate of mine sported one our senior year up til just after graduation (cut it for the military in ’03), and my son (age 3) has one now & won’t let anyone cut it. Of course there still is the good mullet vs. the bad mullet. This one is borderline, I’d say.
…cricket cricket…I fear all you have proven is that the two mentioned parties also sport an awkward hair style…I assure you, from the bottom of my heart, the mullet is not coming back into style, it wasn’t prior to ’03 (seven years ago) and it isn’t now…
Rory… seriously, they are NOT coming back! Nor will they ever!!
What do you mean, not coming back? I live in the South and I can assure you that the mullet never went out of style. It amazes me that in spite of all the bad press, the mullet still endures.
Honey, I live in the very deep south and I assure you. Mullets are NOT in style again. Just because they endure does not mean they’re fashionable. It’s like saying track suits are stylish because all of the guido’s still where them.
And FTR this is a VERY awkward photo for so many reasons. Not the least of which is that bowl mullet. But, what I really want to know is WHAT is up with the leotard?!
Good vs. Bad?
I’d love to see a side-by-side comparison, because I have NEVER seen a good mullet in my life!
I think this website has been numbing his awkward sensors.
Have to agree. HAVE to.
The Great Mullet Debate of ’10…Will go down in history for sure.
hold me closer tiny daaa-aaancerrrrr
LOL!!
Wait a minute … I thought it was Tony Danza. Have I been singing it wrong all this time?
I miss you!
I know you do baby, but don’t worry …. it’s not your fault.
Great, now that song’s gonna be stuck in my head for a week.
aaaaaahhhh now it will forever be Tony Danza in my head