The start of Danny’s Bar Mitzvah hepatitis scare.
(submitted by April)
Tags: bar mitzvah
The only awkward and funny thing about this picture is the fact that they are ” Bar Mitzvah Crashers ” instead of Wedding Crashers…they do this all the time !!! they show up and eat all the Lox and Bagels and dip their fingers in the cake and RUN !!!
i just dont get it. who would be like OOOH YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A GREAT PHOTO OPP!?! IF WE ALL DIPPED OUR FINGERS IN THE CAKE! OH IT WILL BE A GAS! no. nobody does that. except these people. and you know what they have now? a strange picture and a finger smeared cake.
This makes me think of the scene in the Breakfast Club where Benders imitating Brian’s family life:
John Bender: My impression of life at Big Bri’s house, “Son?” “Yeah, Dad?” “How was your day, son?” “Great, Dad. How’s yours?” “Super. Say, how would like to go fishing this weekend?” “Great, Dad. But I got homework to do.” “That’s okay, son. You can do it on the boat.” “Gee.” “Hon, isn’t our son swell?” “Yes, dear. Isn’t life swell?”
Hahahaha, the caption is great.
i dont see the awkwardness :-/
i (like SteveB) am wondering why the kid and the father aren’t wearing yarmulkes.
They look like prince Charles and lady Di.
Hubby’s cousin confessed to me years after our wedding that he has done this to every wedding cake at every wedding he’s been invited to since he was a little boy. He’s 40+ now and still does it! He makes sure to get the side toward the wall so it doesn’t mess up any pictures. I guess it’s better than getting stinking drunk and picking fights with the groom or something….
Wouldn’t even not-very-religious Jews be wearing a yarmulkah if they went through all the trouble of a bar mitzvah?
Maybe that’s where the awkward is.
And, bar mitzvah parties without glow sticks just aren’t the same. . . .
Are you Dennis Karaskiewicz from Chicago? If so, can you get back to me. Thanks!
i’m a huge fan of the site and i love most every post that gets made but this one is lame. not funny or awkward at all.
“Smell my finger…”
“did you wash your hands before you came out of the john just now?”
“no, did you?”
Looks like the kid from ‘Never ending story’.
how is this for the awkward factor everyone seems to be missing? who want to eat that cake now? “Thank you for sharing our special day. we are going to drag our dirty fingers through this and then invite you to partake.”
Danny’s probably psyched his parents are co-anchors of the 6 o’clock news… and that he just did a rectal exam on the stay-puff marshmallow man
So let me get this caption straight: Danny is the kids. The Bar-Mitzvah is assumed from the Torah-shaped cake. And the hepatitis is coming from the cake that’s been infected somehow.
I don’t know man. Somehow it works. Totally awkward post.
How about this caption: “Forever traumatized by his bris, Danny forbid any knives at any celebration attended by his rabbi.”
come on, AFP, we’ve been over this
Agreed. Somebody should photoshop some humping animals in the background…
Not awkward at all.
i agree: caption funny; picture pretty standard. there are only SO many things you can do to liven up cake shots and this ranks low on the oh-no-they-didn’t's.
I didnt think this was awkward at first…but then I remembered a previous photo:
Click on the birthdays tag and compare this photo, Cake Fingers, with the photo below it, Birthday Casual. The cake in Cake Fingers appears to be completely intact, but the cake in Birthday Casual appears as if somebody, or three people, stuck their fingers in it. It also explains why the people in Birthday Casual are not very happy. Very awkward indeed.
You can totally see that the frosting is ‘shopped. And the lighting is all weird.
Well someone had to say it because “where’s the awkward?” was already taken.
Not photoshopped. The lighting would look weird because this picture appears to be dated back in the 70s, at least. Cameras weren’t as high quality as they are now.
The only awkward thing about this picture is that is an ugly cake.
I think you totally missed the sarcasm there, JoEllen.
Wow – guess sarcasm doesn’t translate well in writing, huh…
Come on, people. Who would photoshop frosting? JJ’s statement is dripping with sarcasm!
YOU are awkward for taking this far too seriously
Two posts to prove your point? Me thinks thou doth protest too much. Someone here thinks it’s okay for kids to lick their parents’ fingers!
why in the world would they ‘shop’ the icing? without it would be even MORE awkward gold…ZZ Top poses beside the frosting torah.
The comedy is in the title more than the picture. Ewww!
I am just wondering, where were those fingers last? and who is going to eat that cake? thank God i was not in that akward position…..jig..
And in another minute birthday boy’s going to make a wish and blow spit particles all over the cake. Dig in, folks!
Ha ha ha ha very funny Denise! love it!
growing up – it was not a real birthday cake unless there were finger gouges all around the bottom of the cake.
That looks just like Justin Bieber at his bar mitzvah
That really looks like the Sportsman’s Lodge in Studio City, CA.
Yes, that’s the first thing I noticed. I think it’s Sportsman’s Lodge.
It IS the Sportsman’s Lodge…seems like every one of our family’s great events happened there…
Heh heh … pull our fingers … heh heh
LOL I thought it looked like Princess Di too!
I’m seeing Di, but also Penelope Cruz, so that’s not cake…
Oh my gosh, she DOES look like Penelope Cruz!
I saw Di but when I went back, you guys are right! Change the hair color and length and it’s Penelope! I’ll lick the icing off her finger.
(The dad looks like a young Jack Parr.)
Friends & family were disappointed when Danny’s statement of ”I sing” was actually ”icing”
Hahahahaha!! Good one!!!!
At least they are not using their middle fingers for this. That would have been REALLY awkward.
It was nice of Princess Diana to attend, but her behavior here is not so royal.
First thing that came to my mind when I saw this, lol!! 8^D
All I see is some major league flipping off. Quality!
They aren’t flipping anyone off. The icing is on their index finger.
No der. :l
Go der yourself Tash. I think JoEllen was just correcting Denny DelVecchio since he thought they were flipping the camera off.
Really confused. Where’s the awkward?
The caption! It’s hilarious!
The caption makes the picture for me!
Why is this awkward? So what, they all stuck their fingers in the icing. Lame post.
Shun! Shun the non-awkwarder!!!
Some of you are like fun-sucking vampires
Today, I am a man. And I shall prove it by enlisting my parents’ help in painting a giant handlebar mustache made of frosting across my face. One…two…
“Danny” looks like a young Davy Jones “I’m a believer”.
did they lick each other’s fingers too?
lick each other fingers??? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO
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