May 7th, 2010

Aglow - Photos

She’s dreaming of an orange Christmas.

(submitted by Nicole)

50 Responses to “Aglow”

  1. Edward says:

    It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! LOL.

  2. Dawnygirl says:

    I also was thinking, Oompa Loompas!

  3. big dave says:

    a face peel the day before photo shoot…not a good idea!

  4. dude says:

    am i the only one who started humming the heat miser song?

  5. Jeff says:

    This is one picture that NEEDS to be shopped. Two words: color balance.

  6. Sidekick says:


  7. zipper says:

    Cannot believe no one has noticed stacking dad and son, not to mention the clashing of the Tartans….

  8. phoo says:

    I bet she didn’t know how fake it looked until they got the photos back.It’s easy to use too much self- tanner and not realize it.

  9. Oh Awkward Family Photos, you sure know how to make someone feel less alone on a lonely, Saturday night, spent all by your lonesome.

  10. Monika says:

    On the bottle of pumpkin paint from the Halloween store it said “washes right off!” Two months later it hasn’t even faded.

  11. Denise says:

    Okay, in this one instance I think it’s okay to judge this woman by the color of her skin rather than the content of her character 🙂

    • Bluteau says:

      I think orange gives us some insight to her character. Vain – must have a tan for this photo. Lazy – SUN?! i don’t need no stinking sun.

  12. muse7 says:

    This looks so much “healthier” than just being pale. *eye roll*

  13. Dan Brennan says:

    Oh my. Now we know where leather comes from.

  14. PugMom says:

    I cant tell is that a spray on tan or a tanning bed tan?
    Either way it looks very very awkward.
    I do give her points for going through with the picture looking so orange.
    The little boy and girl are adorable and the Dad has a very sweet smile.
    Hope Mom gives us the back story as to what was going on with her skin tone 🙂

  15. Mary Fields says:

    her hand missed the appointment at the spray session!

  16. Faith says:

    Mom chewed the 3 course gum from Willy Wonka’s factory choosing the pumpkin pie for dessert since the blueberry trial was such a failure.

  17. Uncuw Biww says:

    ok, it goes really nicely with the christmas theme and the red plaid….

  18. Shariff says:

    She should have slapped some of that self-tanning lotion on her son’s face; he’s as pale as a ghost!

  19. Jon says:

    Just as when mom had dragged back a 50 foot pine when her husband asked her for a “modest Christmas tree,” when her mother said she needed a “little color in her cheeks…”

    Also, FTR I think as fairskinned she’s probably more sexy.

  20. parrothead says:

    One word PHOTOSHOP.

  21. meri says:


  22. Mah says:

    She’s George Hamilton’s daughter.

  23. Jenneir says:

    The mom looks like a cross between an oompa Loompa and that cave man from Land of the Lost!! LOL. Would have been a great family photo if mom had laid off the self tanner

  24. Nancy Warren says:

    Either John Boehner’s daughter or a Christmas Smithfield ham. New definition of smokin’ hot mama…

  25. Steph says:

    Susan decided to try the new Covergirl foundation shade inspired by Roald Dahl.

  26. SoMuch2Say says:

    She looks so Jersylicious!

  27. Jeff B says:

    Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad it’s Christmas…?

  28. KJ says:

    Good gosh mom! Didn’t you get the memo? It was supposed to be wear a red SHIRT!

  29. ChaseIt says:

    baaahahahaaaa wow.

  30. Jennifer says:

    Oh dear…

  31. mom&advocate says:

    Wow! How does that happen?

  32. sigge says:


  33. Christine says:

    If you look at her hand you can see what color her face is really suppose to be. Weird.

  34. hannah says:

    if it wasn’t for that line around her face where her paper hat must have been she might have gotten away with it….oh no, wait… not a chance

  35. Rampage says:

    This is what happens when you don’t have time to get a real tan before your non-refundable photo sitting.

  36. Canadianna says:

    Well, she’s got the base colour of the plaid down. Now all she needs are the thin black and white lines.

  37. Stacia says:

    This is ridiculous. I mean, a fake tree?! How awkward!

  38. Jamie Duncan says:

    Fake-baking is so bad for you, for so many reasons.

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