I cant tell is that a spray on tan or a tanning bed tan?
Either way it looks very very awkward.
I do give her points for going through with the picture looking so orange.
The little boy and girl are adorable and the Dad has a very sweet smile.
Hope Mom gives us the back story as to what was going on with her skin tone
Just as when mom had dragged back a 50 foot pine when her husband asked her for a “modest Christmas tree,” when her mother said she needed a “little color in her cheeks…”
Also, FTR I think as fairskinned she’s probably more sexy.
The mom looks like a cross between an oompa Loompa and that cave man from Land of the Lost!! LOL. Would have been a great family photo if mom had laid off the self tanner
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I also was thinking, Oompa Loompas!
a face peel the day before photo shoot…not a good idea!
am i the only one who started humming the heat miser song?
This is one picture that NEEDS to be shopped. Two words: color balance.
Crispy
Cannot believe no one has noticed stacking dad and son, not to mention the clashing of the Tartans….
I bet she didn’t know how fake it looked until they got the photos back.It’s easy to use too much self- tanner and not realize it.
Oh Awkward Family Photos, you sure know how to make someone feel less alone on a lonely, Saturday night, spent all by your lonesome.
On the bottle of pumpkin paint from the Halloween store it said “washes right off!” Two months later it hasn’t even faded.
Okay, in this one instance I think it’s okay to judge this woman by the color of her skin rather than the content of her character
I think orange gives us some insight to her character. Vain – must have a tan for this photo. Lazy – SUN?! i don’t need no stinking sun.
This looks so much “healthier” than just being pale. *eye roll*
Oh my. Now we know where leather comes from.
I cant tell is that a spray on tan or a tanning bed tan?
Either way it looks very very awkward.
I do give her points for going through with the picture looking so orange.
The little boy and girl are adorable and the Dad has a very sweet smile.
Hope Mom gives us the back story as to what was going on with her skin tone
her hand missed the appointment at the spray session!
Mom chewed the 3 course gum from Willy Wonka’s factory choosing the pumpkin pie for dessert since the blueberry trial was such a failure.
Winner!
ok, it goes really nicely with the christmas theme and the red plaid….
She should have slapped some of that self-tanning lotion on her son’s face; he’s as pale as a ghost!
Just as when mom had dragged back a 50 foot pine when her husband asked her for a “modest Christmas tree,” when her mother said she needed a “little color in her cheeks…”
Also, FTR I think as fairskinned she’s probably more sexy.
One word PHOTOSHOP.
spectacular!
She’s George Hamilton’s daughter.
George Hamilton’s daughter by Nancy Sinatra
The mom looks like a cross between an oompa Loompa and that cave man from Land of the Lost!! LOL. Would have been a great family photo if mom had laid off the self tanner
You read my mind!
The “cave man” was named was Chaka. I TOTALLY see what you are talking about!
Either John Boehner’s daughter or a Christmas Smithfield ham. New definition of smokin’ hot mama…
now THAT’S funny
Susan decided to try the new Covergirl foundation shade inspired by Roald Dahl.
YES! I was just thinking Oompa Loompa! Old-school Oompa Loompa.
She looks so Jersylicious!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad it’s Christmas…?
Good gosh mom! Didn’t you get the memo? It was supposed to be wear a red SHIRT!
baaahahahaaaa wow.
Oh dear…
Wow! How does that happen?
tanning beds…fake tanning beds…
no, tanning beds are real.
LOL!
sweet
If you look at her hand you can see what color her face is really suppose to be. Weird.
if it wasn’t for that line around her face where her paper hat must have been she might have gotten away with it….oh no, wait… not a chance
This is what happens when you don’t have time to get a real tan before your non-refundable photo sitting.
Well, she’s got the base colour of the plaid down. Now all she needs are the thin black and white lines.
This is ridiculous. I mean, a fake tree?! How awkward!
LAWL!
LOL!
Fake-baking is so bad for you, for so many reasons.