Chicken Little

June 9th, 2010

Chicken Little - Pets

The only real chicken is the guy who doesn’t love one.

(submitted by Kyle)

36 Responses to “Chicken Little”

  1. UhOh says:

    That is actually a pic from Disneylands “Animatronic Family Farm” display

  2. Yayakot says:

    Hey…. I know this chicken. I lived on a farm with her. It’s a rather goofy picture. I knew it was her the instant I saw it, but refused to believe it for the first few minutes. She’s dead now, someone took her breasts and stuffed them with ham and cheese, rolled them in breadcrumbs and fried her in oil! OH THE HORROR!!! *sob*

  3. Ducky says:

    Hey… I know this guy. πŸ™‚ I go to college with him. πŸ™‚ It is a rather goofy picture… I knew it was him the instant I saw it, but refused to believe it for the first few minutes. Ha. The funniest part is that HE didn’t know about this until I sent him the link for this page! Poor fellow… now he’s trying to figure out who did it. πŸ˜‰ Ah, what fun… never thought I’d see this picture of him online! And hey, be nice with your comments. He really is a great guy. πŸ™‚

  4. nmbr1trubl says:

    i can almost hear the banjos playing in the background. This is where the inspiration for Slingblade came from

  5. sarah says:

    What a geek! And by geek I mean that man is about to bite that chicken’s head off.

    Ba-da bing!

  6. Tom says:

    “Why so serious?” Because I’m holding my [rooster].

  7. Pikkewyn says:

    I so want to Photoshop a lollipop in this picture.

  8. H. Houlahan says:

    “Stuart! Put down that chicken!”

    “I don’t wanna …”

  9. DeeZed says:

    I dunno, sure seems like he’s gotta pretty fair grasp of that bird if’n ya ask me!!

  10. Sarah says:

    Aw, look, real life Gonzo and Camilla. He’s even wearing blue.

  11. Jessica says:

    I think this pic was stolen from his page. Now he’ll never get a date.

  12. Miffy says:

    When he’s not huggin’ chickens, he’s doin’ Rocky (the show, not some hard-edged stud…).

  13. Nate says:

    I’m trying to figure out why the top half of his face seems to have a different skin tone than the bottom. It almost looks like he’s wearing one of those masquerade masks…but it’s a face!

    • Himura says:

      When light hits an object at a certain angle, and some of the light is blocked by projections, recesses, or anything like that, it creates what is known as a “shadow.”

  14. Cindy says:

    He’s meeting with the sheep next.

  15. powermuffin says:

    Regarding this man’s intensely red lips: you know how a rooster has a brightly colored comb to show what an awesome and virile bird he is? It is like that with this guy. He’s a corn-fed, country-bred stud.

  16. Looks like he’s wearing lipstick.

  17. Suzy says:

    Is he wearing lipstick??!

  18. Linda says:

    The chicken is desperately trying to figure out how to cross the road

  19. SeΓ±or Loco says:

    I see that when someone told him to go kiss a chicken on the lips, he took the advice.

  20. Kitty says:

    wow. ummm… who gets their picture taken with a chicken???!?!?!?!

  21. raeshaldis says:

    Man, this REALLY reminds me of Kenneth from 30 Rock!

  22. acl says:

    Reminds me of The Smothers Brothers, “My chicken killed your dog.”

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