Saturday Night Special: Roadside Assistance

June 26th, 2010

All she wanted was a tire change, but she ended up with so much more.

(submitted by Rocky)

210 Responses to “Saturday Night Special: Roadside Assistance”

  1. Swixie says:

    It’s OK Folks. His name is ‘Jack’.

  2. Mary Anne Bruno says:

    I love the caption on this picture. This is hilarious!

  3. Sydney says:

    ROTFL! I get that people want to take naked pictures but the tire does not add up.

    • Jennifer says:

      Ew…the tire is dirty…do photography studios really keep old tires around as props or did this dude drag in his spare?

      • Catrina says:

        Jennifer- actually they do. I used to work a national portrait studio (I sometimes see the easily identifiable results here…) and we had a tire. I kept it clean and it didn’t have a hubcap on it because we used it for the Michelin Baby type poses. This however doesn’t make any sense.

  4. Jennie says:

    You gotta watch those tire men! Still, this should be for the bedroom! LOL

  5. Dennis says:

    Husband . . . Check
    Pregnant wife . . . Check
    Photographer . . . Check
    Were missing something . . . hum . . . what could it be . . . hum
    TIRE . . . Check!!

    Maybe he had a choice . . . wife with clothes, or wife with no clothes and he could bring his tire?
    Perhaps the last time she was pregnant, she delivered the tire?

  6. Wolf says:

    It was certainly a Goodyear in their family… Baby, won’t you light my Firestone !

  7. Dan says:

    This is why God created clothes and Auto clubs!

  8. enid says:

    Looks like maybe they went for a tire swing at some point!!!

  9. Kerry says:

    I’m stunned. This is honestly one of the most bizarre pictures I’ve ever seen.

  10. JST says:

    I like that the tire is really dirty too. It’s a nice touch.

  11. Shelly says:

    Ok, this picture is really freaking me out!!!!!!! I swear to God that this man looks like a boyfriend I had 15 years ago. He would be about the age that this guy in this picture looks to be. The pierced ear, the button-up shirt…….. Now I am dying to know if this is actually him. I haven’t seen him in over 12 years, and last I heard he moved to Memphis. Does anyone know who these people are?

    • Cecil P says:

      I know this couple, I went to high school with the guy (and the girl’s older brother). They’re French Canadian and have hardly ever left their small town.

      I’m baffled by the picture, but given their rough background and upbringing, I’m not entirely surprised. At least they look happy!

  12. BryTee says:

    She says: “Sorry dear, but I’m feeling a little tired”

  13. r says:

    This certainly puts changes the definition of “Fix-a Flat”.

  14. Michael says:

    “Oh, Paul, you big, sweet, silly–when I asked you if you’d take care of bringing attire for me, YOU naturally thought…”

    “You mean…you wanted to be dressed? THAT’s what you meant? Ohhhhh, I get it now! Ah, well, what’s done is done–the studio’s booked, the photographer is waiting. I’d be a shame to let a little mix-up stand in the way of our portrait session!”

    Someday she’ll look back on this and…require years of therapy.

  15. Kristin says:

    maybe they met when one of them had a flat on the side of the road, and then one thing led to another and they conceived a child, so they thought they’d take this bizarre picture as a commemoration of that fateful night.

  16. JenJen says:

    Can’t understand it all, but one things for certain..it’s a Honda.

  17. Jamie says:

    He’s a tow truck driver and met her when he came to fix her flat. 9 months later and we have this lovely photo.

  18. Danielle Beaudet says:

    She was in for a “bumpy” ride!!!hahaha!!!

  19. Talena says:

    They met when she had a flat on the side of the road… this is a picture 8 months later… lol

  20. IvyThorne says:

    LOL!!! I didn’t have to read any of the captions! The one sent in with the picture definitely takes the cake!

  21. Christy says:

    There are no words to describe this… Please, tell me there’s a back story, please!!!

  22. katierave says:

    I’m guessing Goodyear played a significant role in their courtship??

  23. Goofball says:

    This picture saddens me…because they are now divorced….Too bad the warrantee on the tire was 5 years and their marriage only lasted 4 years…

  24. Jennie de la noche says:

    Wouldn’t it be lovely (and appropriate for the storyline) if Heart’s “All I Want to Do is Make Love to You” was playing in the background!

  25. malcolm says:

    Wow !! only i had a $ for everytime i herd or read that ……i would have like 1 $…

  26. Alex Moore says:

    “What’s with the spare tire?”

    “That’s not a spare tire, she’s pregnant!”

    “No, I’m literally talking about the spare tire.”

  27. Jennie says:

    I really don’t get who thought these naked pregnant belly pics were a “lovely” idea, let alone totally naked with an old tire….but each one I see is worse and less attractive than the last. Ladies, STOP IT.

  28. Dan says:

    Never buy retreads!!

  29. Donna says:

    Really? Someone thought this was a good idea? Who on earth do you give these to? Hey, want a wallet size picture?

  30. customcartoons says:

    Awkward, yes. The tire just has me baffled. But all that aside, he really does look like a sweet man. ^_^ Best of luck to these two wingnuts!

  31. Michele says:

    I used to sell tires, this is a snow tire-seriously they couldn’t bust out some armour all?

  32. Flatten says:

    I didn’t know the Michelin Man had a real family?

  33. Michael says:

    This is what happens when the rubber does not hit the road.

  34. Giggling says:

    Note the holes from her belly button ring.

  35. this guy says:

    She’s pretty hot. I bet he’ll never tire of her.

  36. Amanda says:

    what!? why?

  37. Heather says:

    When I was filling out short term disability paperwork for my maternity leave, there was a question asking if my disability was the result of a car accident. I guess this is what they were talking about.

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