Jennifer- actually they do. I used to work a national portrait studio (I sometimes see the easily identifiable results here…) and we had a tire. I kept it clean and it didn’t have a hubcap on it because we used it for the Michelin Baby type poses. This however doesn’t make any sense.
Husband . . . Check
Pregnant wife . . . Check
Photographer . . . Check
Were missing something . . . hum . . . what could it be . . . hum
TIRE . . . Check!!
Maybe he had a choice . . . wife with clothes, or wife with no clothes and he could bring his tire?
Perhaps the last time she was pregnant, she delivered the tire?
Ok, this picture is really freaking me out!!!!!!! I swear to God that this man looks like a boyfriend I had 15 years ago. He would be about the age that this guy in this picture looks to be. The pierced ear, the button-up shirt…….. Now I am dying to know if this is actually him. I haven’t seen him in over 12 years, and last I heard he moved to Memphis. Does anyone know who these people are?
I know this couple, I went to high school with the guy (and the girl’s older brother). They’re French Canadian and have hardly ever left their small town.
I’m baffled by the picture, but given their rough background and upbringing, I’m not entirely surprised. At least they look happy!
“Oh, Paul, you big, sweet, silly–when I asked you if you’d take care of bringing attire for me, YOU naturally thought…”
“You mean…you wanted to be dressed? THAT’s what you meant? Ohhhhh, I get it now! Ah, well, what’s done is done–the studio’s booked, the photographer is waiting. I’d be a shame to let a little mix-up stand in the way of our portrait session!”
Someday she’ll look back on this and…require years of therapy.
maybe they met when one of them had a flat on the side of the road, and then one thing led to another and they conceived a child, so they thought they’d take this bizarre picture as a commemoration of that fateful night.
I really don’t get who thought these naked pregnant belly pics were a “lovely” idea, let alone totally naked with an old tire….but each one I see is worse and less attractive than the last. Ladies, STOP IT.
When I was filling out short term disability paperwork for my maternity leave, there was a question asking if my disability was the result of a car accident. I guess this is what they were talking about.
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It’s OK Folks. His name is ‘Jack’.
I love the caption on this picture. This is hilarious!
ROTFL! I get that people want to take naked pictures but the tire does not add up.
Ew…the tire is dirty…do photography studios really keep old tires around as props or did this dude drag in his spare?
Jennifer- actually they do. I used to work a national portrait studio (I sometimes see the easily identifiable results here…) and we had a tire. I kept it clean and it didn’t have a hubcap on it because we used it for the Michelin Baby type poses. This however doesn’t make any sense.
You gotta watch those tire men! Still, this should be for the bedroom! LOL
Husband . . . Check
Pregnant wife . . . Check
Photographer . . . Check
Were missing something . . . hum . . . what could it be . . . hum
TIRE . . . Check!!
Maybe he had a choice . . . wife with clothes, or wife with no clothes and he could bring his tire?
Perhaps the last time she was pregnant, she delivered the tire?
LMAO!!!!!! hahahah, where did youget from!? lol!
I don’t think they’re married. There’s no ring on her finger, although she could just be so bloated by this point that the ring had to come off.
It was certainly a Goodyear in their family… Baby, won’t you light my Firestone !
This is why God created clothes and Auto clubs!
Looks like maybe they went for a tire swing at some point!!!
I’m stunned. This is honestly one of the most bizarre pictures I’ve ever seen.
i cant figure it out either. i get that the tire is important, but at least he could be naked too.
I like that the tire is really dirty too. It’s a nice touch.
Ok, this picture is really freaking me out!!!!!!! I swear to God that this man looks like a boyfriend I had 15 years ago. He would be about the age that this guy in this picture looks to be. The pierced ear, the button-up shirt…….. Now I am dying to know if this is actually him. I haven’t seen him in over 12 years, and last I heard he moved to Memphis. Does anyone know who these people are?
I know this couple, I went to high school with the guy (and the girl’s older brother). They’re French Canadian and have hardly ever left their small town.
I’m baffled by the picture, but given their rough background and upbringing, I’m not entirely surprised. At least they look happy!
looks just like this girl
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2009/05/10/happy-mothers-day/
She says: “Sorry dear, but I’m feeling a little tired”
hahahahah!!! I love it!
This certainly puts changes the definition of “Fix-a Flat”.
I was just thinking that he obviously didn’t have a flat..
awesome
“Oh, Paul, you big, sweet, silly–when I asked you if you’d take care of bringing attire for me, YOU naturally thought…”
“You mean…you wanted to be dressed? THAT’s what you meant? Ohhhhh, I get it now! Ah, well, what’s done is done–the studio’s booked, the photographer is waiting. I’d be a shame to let a little mix-up stand in the way of our portrait session!”
Someday she’ll look back on this and…require years of therapy.
maybe they met when one of them had a flat on the side of the road, and then one thing led to another and they conceived a child, so they thought they’d take this bizarre picture as a commemoration of that fateful night.
Can’t understand it all, but one things for certain..it’s a Honda.
He’s a tow truck driver and met her when he came to fix her flat. 9 months later and we have this lovely photo.
I’m with you on this one.
She was in for a “bumpy” ride!!!hahaha!!!
They met when she had a flat on the side of the road… this is a picture 8 months later… lol
LOL!!! I didn’t have to read any of the captions! The one sent in with the picture definitely takes the cake!
There are no words to describe this… Please, tell me there’s a back story, please!!!
I’m guessing Goodyear played a significant role in their courtship??
This picture saddens me…because they are now divorced….Too bad the warrantee on the tire was 5 years and their marriage only lasted 4 years…
Wouldn’t it be lovely (and appropriate for the storyline) if Heart’s “All I Want to Do is Make Love to You” was playing in the background!
Wow !! only i had a $ for everytime i herd or read that ……i would have like 1 $…
“What’s with the spare tire?”
“That’s not a spare tire, she’s pregnant!”
“No, I’m literally talking about the spare tire.”
I really don’t get who thought these naked pregnant belly pics were a “lovely” idea, let alone totally naked with an old tire….but each one I see is worse and less attractive than the last. Ladies, STOP IT.
Never buy retreads!!
Really? Someone thought this was a good idea? Who on earth do you give these to? Hey, want a wallet size picture?
Awkward, yes. The tire just has me baffled. But all that aside, he really does look like a sweet man. ^_^ Best of luck to these two wingnuts!
I used to sell tires, this is a snow tire-seriously they couldn’t bust out some armour all?
I didn’t know the Michelin Man had a real family?
This is what happens when the rubber does not hit the road.
Note the holes from her belly button ring.
She’s pretty hot. I bet he’ll never tire of her.
haha!
what!? why?
When I was filling out short term disability paperwork for my maternity leave, there was a question asking if my disability was the result of a car accident. I guess this is what they were talking about.