July 7th, 2010

Swinger - Kids

It takes a real man to chop down a tree and look fabulous doing it.

(submitted by Jake)

81 Responses to “Swinger”

  1. Pedro says:

    I need a man like that on my backyard! Seriously.

  2. Will Jordan says:

    Great! What a mess. I’ll have to get back to you later, I really hate babysitting.

  3. Joel says:

    He’s obviously fed up with people always stealing his pants and shirt sleeves.

  4. J says:

    “Swing away.”

  5. Herzeleid says:

    Oh my…i cant stop laughin!!

  6. Bearclaws74 says:

    Sorry I couldn’t finish memories hurt to much!!!!!!!! : (

  7. Rory says:

    Wearing his sister’s clothes, wielding his father’s woodcutting axe, and frowning like he’d rather be anyplace else. Yep, this is the result of a drunken game of “truth or dare” whilst the family was out for the weekend!

  8. Stephen says:

    Freaking hot…… 0_0

  9. melissa says:

    he has sexier legs than i do.
    thats just not right xD

  10. Lozza says:

    You can just tell this guy thinks he’s the biggest ladies man ever to roam the planet!

  11. Missy says:

    Oh my gosh, please tell me he isn’t about to cut that tree next to the power lines. KABOOM! Wowza!

    This picture has so many questions and so few answers that it disturbs me.

  12. Jami says:

    For a moment there I thought his shirt said ‘Flash Dance’ and I feel a little bit cheated that it does not.

  13. jenniep54745 says:

    all thats missing is a free candy sign on the van

  14. Sergio says:

    He’s a maniac, maniac on the yard!!!!
    and he’s chopping like he’s never chopped before!!!

  15. Stephanie says:

    And John kept wondering why he couldn’t get a date? (He took his trusty axe with him always)

  16. Lana B says:

    Careful with that axe Eugene…

  17. Jen says:

    Looks like hes wearing white Capezios jazz shoes!! LOL

  18. Ang says:

    Macho, macho man….
    He wants to be a macho man….

  19. b says:

    i think hes hot.

  20. Tony says:

    This is the failed Richard Simmons ax work out.

  21. Coll says:

    I think he’s headed to the tryouts for “Young Paul Bunyan: The Musical!”

  22. HeatherW says:

    Lt. Jim Dangle would be jealous of this outfit.

  23. JZ says:

    I’m too sexy for this axe………

  24. Dan says:

    I see power lines behind him and I’m going to guess there’s a house in front of him. That’s a pretty big tree, so I hope he was a very skilled lumberjack in choosing where to make the cut.

  25. Jim says:

    Chopping to the oldies!

  26. The Marcus says:

    He’s the missing member of the Village People “LumberStacked”

  27. CarrieM says:

    He thought she said, “I like a guy with a nice tight axe.”

  28. Beth says:

    Is that blood all over his right leg????

  29. JerseyPam says:

    He’s the neighborhood executioner. The guy across the street has already assumed the position. Sorry, I just finished reading The Other Boleyn Girl.

  30. linda says:

    this only needs a mullet to make it a perfect awkward photo…

  31. Tom says:

    And we all wondered what happened to Paul Bunyan after he got back from Europe…

  32. Evelyn says:

    The muscle shirt, the tight shorts, and the long socks. True fashion, early 80’s style!!

  33. CTK says:

    Is he wearing AEROBIC SHOES and slouchy socks?!?!

  34. jack says:

    Doesn’t this guy actually look normal for the time period of the photo.
    But what is going on in the top right corner?
    Is someone getting beat down?

  35. Chad says:

    I wonder if those are the corduroy Panama Jack shorts to go with his circa 1984 shirt?

  36. ScoutC says:

    When this kid puts on a pair of shorts, he REALLY puts on a pair of SHORTS! Be careful with that ax, sonny! As tall as the tree appears to be and with the cars parked across the street, I see another awkward photo in the making once he chops it down.

  37. custom148 says:

    You don’t want to mess with him.

  38. dnkstr_80 says:

    I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok…..

  39. Donna says:

    He’s a lumberjack and he’s okay!

  40. CarrieM says:

    He secretly hopes his girlfriend will start calling him “Lumberjack.”

  41. George says:

    Shouldn’t he be wearing AT LEAST protective eyewear…and pants?!?!

  42. Freckles says:

    Who wears short shorts? He wears short shorts!

    I hope he used some Nair with aloe vera.

  43. Scott says:

    Many a cheerleader would be jealous of those legs.

  44. Steve says:

    Umm, are those bloodstains on the axe?

    *totally not going to make fun of anyone holding a bloodstained axe, no matter how fabulous they look*

  45. senora_jennifer says:

    When did sweet Panama Jack t-shirts become standard lumberjack attire???

  46. Richard says:

    sure hope he watches where he swings that axe. there go the family jewels. ouch.

  47. Dave says:

    I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay…

  48. Uncuw Biww says:

    hey, where’s the blue ox?

  49. “I said ‘short, tight blows’, son, not ‘tight shorts pose’.”

  50. LL says:

    notice the man in the background.. are we witnessing a murder

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