This is exactly why you bought him his own lizard.
(submitted by Gritty)
Not only is the guy handsome, but he has a big lizard. I’m happy for you, lucky lady.
When he’s out in the bars, he has the perfect pick-up line: “Hey, baby. Wanna see my iguana?”
At least the pets are well fed.
His lizard is bigger!
Soft, dry and leathery.
‘to have and to hold’ didn’t apply to my lizzard, buddy…
Shouldn’t this go under the “Pet-A-Likes” category?
i’m with you on this one.
Arrrgh. The only thing worse than having a reptile as a pet would be having a pet reptile put its… paw… on you there.
get your hand off her lizard!
hilarious! I was actually thinking along the same lines there.
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