Potty Mouth

August 31st, 2010

Potty Mouth - Behind The Awkwardness

This picture was taken at my wedding, which took place outdoors and yes we did have a port-a-potty for our guests. My uncle was the photographer and this was a sign of his “professionalism.”

(submitted by Katie)

135 Responses to “Potty Mouth”

  1. Love this site says:

    Meh, call me what you want, but I think if you have the nerve to ask the people you care enough about to spend the most important day of your life to date with you and then expect them to use a disgusting port-a-potty, you deserve a pic like this =)

  2. Jenny says:

    even with the port-a-potty, you still look like a beautiful bride

  3. Tina ware says:

    Giant bridezilla smells her victim hid in in the portalette!!!

  4. Moi says:

    With some photoshop magic this picture will be gorgeous again, but it’s also a lot of fun the way it is! You really were a beautiful bride, you look like you stepped out of a bridal dress magazine! Hope you had a wonderful wedding and have a great married life. :-)

  5. SmartAzz says:

    This is an amazing pic of the Port-a-Potty….I know somebody who could Photoshop that Pesky bride right out of the pic :)

  6. Marie says:

    Well, you still look beautiful despite the potty. I hope you had a great day and I wish you much happiness in your marriage. You clearly have a sense of humor, so you’re off to a good start. :)

  7. M. G. says:

    If this photo was a Lynyrd Skynyrd song, it would be “That Smell”!

  8. Don says:

    You know, with a little bit of Photoshop skills you could remove that woman that is blocking the picture of the porta-potty!

  9. what the says:

    Please tell me her husband’s name is “John.”

  10. EGD says:

    I really must say you are breathtakingly gorgeous. Easily the second most beautiful bride I’ve ever seen…..wait I forgot about Mom’s wedding photos, so you’re third.

  11. Binkymae says:

    Katie, your hair and make-up is absolutely flawless! I’m sure your uncle never noticed anything in his shot but his beautiful niece.

  12. Vera says:

    Katie, you are stunning with or without the portaloo!

  13. Matthew Smith says:

    Could have easily edited this one out?

  14. mystic_eye says:

    It is a really good shot of you, you know you could get the potty edited out by any decent professional. My uncle has his own photography/graphics arts shop and he does things like that.

  15. keimloesch says:

    Some photoshop and you can get rid of the van, the boat, even the port-a-potty.

  16. Jess says:

    Bonus points if her husband is named John!

  17. Alan says:

    “Ever worried about toilet breath? Try new ‘Stench Away’ & kiss goodbye to that awful after taste”

  18. kish says:

    How is this an awkward family photo? I am a purist!!!!! This website is turning into FunnyPhotos.com

    • admin says:

      Kish, while we respect your opinion, a wedding photo of a bride looking like she is about to swallow a port-a-potty qualifies as awkward for us. And we certainly don’t feel like we’ve failed if people also find it funny :)

      AFP

      • Natty says:

        I second the admin! How can this photo NOT be construed as awkward? And her uncle took the photo…making it an official AFP. :)

    • JerseyPam says:

      “A critic is a man who judges what he cannot achieve.” I forget who said that.

  19. pittipat says:

    I now pronounce you john and wife. You may now kiss the port-a-potty.

  20. Paul Caldwell says:

    Thank God for Photoshop…

  21. JenB says:

    It’s a beautiful pic however, maybe just crop out the port a potty?

  22. Kazz says:

    Oh, and look out-a truck is about to drive into the back of your neck! :O

  23. Margo says:

    Very beautiful picture, despite the potty! Hope it can be photoshopped out!

  24. joan says:

    DONT LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH,YOUR UNCLE TOOK THE PICTURES I’M GUESSING FOR FREE. OR DONT LOOK A POTTY IN THE MOUTH?

  25. Kate says:

    This is why the good Lord made Photoshop.

  26. Adam says:

    Probably got what you paid for from your Uncle….

  27. LeoLee says:

    Shooting outdoors is always tricky. There’s also a small tree trunk (?) holding up her chin! Too funny. Beautiful bride, tho. Wishing a lifetime of blissful years to you!

  28. LollyBlue says:

    Katie, you are a beautiful bride and I love your sense of humor! BUT!!! Please consider having the portapotty photoshopped out of your album..lol Many wishes for a happy life! :)

  29. Chewy says:

    What a potty mouth…..

  30. Layne says:

    Maybe that can be photoshopped out? Along with the boat dock?

  31. Rachel says:

    The potty is unfortunate. So if the parking lot, or whatever that is on the left. I could photoshop those out in 10 minutes. Email me at rachel@freshcreativeco.com if you’d like and I’ll do it for free.

  32. Cyndee says:

    Great pic! lol You do look gorgeous though, even while you are sniffy the potty.

  33. Legacy says:

    This is one pic that should be photoshopped.

  34. Gippo says:

    How come the porta potty wasn’t decorated with flowers and silk?

  35. Noneya says:

    Regardless, you make a beautiful bride.

  36. taino sam says:

    you can always photoshop it out of the picture. beside that, very nice!

  37. Brenda says:

    I’m trying to imagine getting into a port-a-potty w/a wedding dress on (or formal wear) and . . . I can’t.

  38. Kazz says:

    This reminds me of an optical illusion photo that appeared in a national college newspaper insert dubbed “The Man Who Likes To Eat Planes,” where the subject was standing on the beach and “eating” the airplane in the background that appeared to be flying into his mouth. I think The Woman Who Likes To Lovingly Nuzzle Port-A-Potties takes that idea in a bold new direction.

  39. Rick D says:

    Portable elimination cubicles are ubiquitous nowadays. The real problem here is the juxtaposition of this particular outhouse with the bride’s mouth. As the caption implies, it does indeed look like she’s about to chomp on it.

  40. Laura says:

    This picture is awesome! At least there is no one coming out of the porta-potty with a newspaper tucked under one arm and a lighted match in hand!

  41. LJames says:

    Awkward! He should have invested in a wide aperture lens.

  42. JerseyPam says:

    I never realized how important background is when taking a photo. This looks like a movie still from ‘Invasion of the Giant Beautiful Bride’ …right before she destroys the mad scientist’s lab.

    • scruffy says:

      One thing that you learn from this site is to check your background before you shoot the picture. But Katie I have to agree with these other comments by also saying that you are beautiful. Your husband is a lucky man and I hope you have many years of happiness together. If you don’t, your husband is an idiot.

  43. Kevin says:

    You are gorgeous–even w/ the awkwardness

  44. DJ says:

    I bet he did it for free..you get what you pay for.

  45. Tiffani W says:

    Haha the picture is unfortunate, but I just have to say…you look astonishing.

  46. JennyM says:

    was it hot? You look flushed.

  47. Iris says:

    Regardless of the potty, you made a lovely bride. :)

  48. btownie says:

    No matter. Still a smoking hot POA bride.

  49. Tina says:

    THAT is hilarious!

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