Saturday Night Special: Mummy

September 11th, 2010

Saturday Night Special: Mummy - Easter

For some reason, he always preferred Christmas.

(submitted by Betsy)

96 Responses to “Saturday Night Special: Mummy”

  1. Bobby says:

    Reformed church, or Reform School?

  2. SmartAzz says:

    Obviously at the Third Reformed Church, this years tithing campaign of 10 % didn’t happen
    and the Easter Bunny Costume was thrown together @ 11:59 pm the Saturday night before
    Easter Sunday.
    P.S. – They couldn’t pay the electricity bill as well, considering how dark the picture is 🙂

  3. Linophryne says:

    Has to be somewhere down in Texas. look at the boots the kids got on.

  4. Tiffani says:

    *crosses herself*

    Hail Mary Full of Grace…

    Good God that is one scary *** photo.

  5. Pippa says:

    I’m terrified!

  6. Rodrigo says:

    the child is wearing cowboy boots.

  7. buffy says:

    “Bunnies aren’t cute like everybody supposes!
    They got those hoppy legs and twitchy little noses!
    And what’s with all the carrots?
    What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
    Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies!!!
    ….or maybe midgets?”

  8. Laura says:

    THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU….to sit really still while I take this photo.

  9. ChrisF says:

    Churchs don’t preach the Easter Bunny version of Easter. The rabbit made the sign to lure his next meal!

  10. Mary Ann says:

    Every time I think I’ve seen the scariest bunny costume possible on this site, someone tops it…there must be lots of traumatized kids out there!

  11. Benny and the Jets says:

    SatuRday, SatuRday, SatuRday night’s all right!

    P.S. That wascally wabbit is scawy!

  12. Stu says:

    I totally went to a Third Reformed Church when I was in college in Pella, IA! I wonder if its the same. I should give someone a call and tell them to be praying about the demonic bunnies….

  13. Ralfi32 says:

    i’ll join your church, whatever you say, just promise to keep the bunny away..!

    Looking back he thought; Damn, now why didnt i listen when she said; if you dont eat all of your veggies, the easterbunny will come and get you!

  14. RachelfromPella says:

    There is a Third Reformed Church in my town… I wonder if this was taken here? Pella, IA home of the Dutch and the creepiest bunnies ever!

  15. Laura says:

    Fine, you can have the Trix cereal. Just let the little kid go.

  16. Keisa says:

    Don’t be fooled you guys! That kid doesn’t look all that innocent to me….I think the evil bunny serves him.

  17. Mick says:

    “Hippity hoppity DEATH is one it’s waaaay”…

  18. lb says:

    Why can’t anyone make a cute bunny costume? They all are so freaky looking!

  19. Cori says:

    The third reformed church, needs to be holding an exorcism for the demon rabbit.

  20. Peter J says:

    the lead singer of slipknot had fallen really far

  21. centavo71 says:

    Um, wow that IS so creepy. Sounds like the kind of church I want my kids to attend Sunday School at…NOT!

  22. A. Non. says:

    That kid looks like he’s trying really hard to believe that he’s going to walk out of there alive.

  23. carol says:

    This is Harvey after he became possessed.

  24. Chris F says:

    Shhhhhh……be vewy quiet…..we are hunting wabbits!

  25. Maryjohn says:

    Is this a Cryptstian church?

  26. steve z says:

    It’s WAY less scarey when he poops a colorfull chocolate egg!

  27. Chad says:

    Third time’s a charm!

  28. JerseyPam says:

    Here’s what I see. The child has three hands; one is holding a flaming torch, one is holding a bird, and the one on the left isn’t holding anything but looks like it should be. The bunny has a black hole where his right eye should be and there is a basket of dead flowers at his feet. His whiskers are poking the child, who looks extremely uncomfortable and is trying to get away.

    I’m gonna go watch a comedy and try to forget about this image until I can handle it better.

    • Steph says:

      I just reexamined the photo with your guide, and OH MY LORD I am even more frightened now. God help us all.

    • schoolnurse says:

      And the demon bunny only has one ear.

    • Sioux says:

      why would you want to scare us even more with that description? my goodness i’m even more disturbed…aahhhh!

      • DemonBunnyMummy says:

        “She didn’t WANT to, I possessed her to do it! MUWAHAHAHHAHA!”

        (I don’t think we’re all really that disturbed. It’s a friggin photo. It was a lovely, cheerful Easter party for the kids, with a devout Lutheran doing his best who thought a HAZMAT suit would work well enough. Awkward that he had to be on stage…and the photo turned out extremely awkward.)

  29. ann o. nymous says:

    Satuday – awkward

  30. M. G. says:

    …and this is why you should never hire David Lynch as your event photographer.

  31. Silfax says:

    Its the Easter Mummy!

  32. Harry says:

    That’s scary. I think the church needs to reform one more time!

  33. Jeff says:

    Hey kids! It’s the Easter Mummy!

  34. Ben says:

    A typical ROUS.

    Seriously, this picture gives me nightmares.

  35. Yvonne says:

    Jesus Christ

  36. Jefffrasher says:

    That is the scariest Easter Bunny ever. Are they trying to scare the kids into the true meaning of Easter…?

  37. shidapida says:

    Nothing says “the joy and rebirth of Easter” like a sinister, dark stage and a child being held hostage by a demon bunny. Seriously, this has a real “Donnie Darko” feel to it.

  38. Tammy says:

    What in the world is going on here??!!! 😮

  39. Ccandysland56 says:

    I’m getting a funny feeling about what happened to the First and Second Reformed

  40. Kim says:

    Damn. That’s terrifying.

  41. krezz says:

    Aaaagghh! That’s no ordinary rabbit.

  42. mis says:

    wow, very disturbing!

  43. Amber says:

    What the heck is Third Reformed Church????

    • Linda says:

      whatever the heck it is, it needs more reforming! i am DEEPLY disturbed.

    • Carl says:

      Reformed is a protestant church that started with the “Reformation” (Martin Luther vs Catholic Church) I grew up in the the RCA (Reformed CHurch of America)–we never had this–this IS disturbing on so many levels! Wonder what city/state this is from!

    • CarrieM says:

      They keep reforming, and they can’t figure out why their outreach programs for kids keep failing. For starters, lose the mummified Easter bunnies……

    • Andy says:

      and why did it take THREE tries to get it right?

  44. Courtney says:

    Holy Mother Of God! Is that child still alive? Please tell me this story ends well.

  45. Markus says:

    Oh look, it’s an Easter Bunny that Walks Like an EE-Gyp-Tian!

  46. Chad says:

    THis is the creepiest picture I have seen on this site. HOLY CRAP.

  47. nicole says:

    Well, that will scare the hell out of you.

  48. Melly says:

    I don’t remember this scene in Donnie Darko.

  49. Steph says:

    You shoulda’ seen the bunny they got at the “Fourth Reformed Church.”

  50. Harry Moore says:

    I have a new nightmare that shall never leave now

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