Satuday Night Special: Mummy
September 11th, 2010
For some reason, he always preferred Christmas.
(submitted by Betsy)
Tags: Easter
For some reason, he always preferred Christmas.
(submitted by Betsy)
Tags: Easter
Reformed church, or Reform School?
Obviously at the Third Reformed Church, this years tithing campaign of 10 % didn’t happen
and the Easter Bunny Costume was thrown together @ 11:59 pm the Saturday night before
Easter Sunday.
P.S. – They couldn’t pay the electricity bill as well, considering how dark the picture is
Has to be somewhere down in Texas. look at the boots the kids got on.
*crosses herself*
Hail Mary Full of Grace…
Good God that is one scary *** photo.
I’m terrified!
the child is wearing cowboy boots.
“Bunnies aren’t cute like everybody supposes!
They got those hoppy legs and twitchy little noses!
And what’s with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies!!!
….or maybe midgets?”
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU….to sit really still while I take this photo.
WINNER!
Churchs don’t preach the Easter Bunny version of Easter. The rabbit made the sign to lure his next meal!
Every time I think I’ve seen the scariest bunny costume possible on this site, someone tops it…there must be lots of traumatized kids out there!
SatuRday, SatuRday, SatuRday night’s all right!
P.S. That wascally wabbit is scawy!
I totally went to a Third Reformed Church when I was in college in Pella, IA! I wonder if its the same. I should give someone a call and tell them to be praying about the demonic bunnies….
i’ll join your church, whatever you say, just promise to keep the bunny away..!
Looking back he thought; Damn, now why didnt i listen when she said; if you dont eat all of your veggies, the easterbunny will come and get you!
There is a Third Reformed Church in my town… I wonder if this was taken here? Pella, IA home of the Dutch and the creepiest bunnies ever!
Fine, you can have the Trix cereal. Just let the little kid go.
Ahahaha!
Don’t be fooled you guys! That kid doesn’t look all that innocent to me….I think the evil bunny serves him.
“Hippity hoppity DEATH is one it’s waaaay”…
HA HA HA HA
Great One Mick !!!
Why can’t anyone make a cute bunny costume? They all are so freaky looking!
The third reformed church, needs to be holding an exorcism for the demon rabbit.
the lead singer of slipknot had fallen really far
Um, wow that IS so creepy. Sounds like the kind of church I want my kids to attend Sunday School at…NOT!
That kid looks like he’s trying really hard to believe that he’s going to walk out of there alive.
This is Harvey after he became possessed.
Shhhhhh……be vewy quiet…..we are hunting wabbits!
Oh,no….da wabbit is hunting ME!!!!
Is this a Cryptstian church?
It’s WAY less scarey when he poops a colorfull chocolate egg!
Third time’s a charm!
Here’s what I see. The child has three hands; one is holding a flaming torch, one is holding a bird, and the one on the left isn’t holding anything but looks like it should be. The bunny has a black hole where his right eye should be and there is a basket of dead flowers at his feet. His whiskers are poking the child, who looks extremely uncomfortable and is trying to get away.
I’m gonna go watch a comedy and try to forget about this image until I can handle it better.
I just reexamined the photo with your guide, and OH MY LORD I am even more frightened now. God help us all.
And the demon bunny only has one ear.
why would you want to scare us even more with that description? my goodness i’m even more disturbed…aahhhh!
“She didn’t WANT to, I possessed her to do it! MUWAHAHAHHAHA!”
(I don’t think we’re all really that disturbed. It’s a friggin photo. It was a lovely, cheerful Easter party for the kids, with a devout Lutheran doing his best who thought a HAZMAT suit would work well enough. Awkward that he had to be on stage…and the photo turned out extremely awkward.)
Satuday – awkward
…and this is why you should never hire David Lynch as your event photographer.
Ahahahah!! Great comment!!
Not unless it’s Halloween
Its the Easter Mummy!
That’s scary. I think the church needs to reform one more time!
Hey kids! It’s the Easter Mummy!
A typical ROUS.
Seriously, this picture gives me nightmares.
ROUS indeed!!!
Jesus Christ
no, He’s the real reason of Easter, this bunny is just a hint of what hell is like!
That is the scariest Easter Bunny ever. Are they trying to scare the kids into the true meaning of Easter…?
Nothing says “the joy and rebirth of Easter” like a sinister, dark stage and a child being held hostage by a demon bunny. Seriously, this has a real “Donnie Darko” feel to it.
Exactly what I thought.
What in the world is going on here??!!!
I don’t know that I want to find out.
I’m getting a funny feeling about what happened to the First and Second Reformed
churches.
NICE!
The bunny ate the congragation
Damn. That’s terrifying.
Aaaagghh! That’s no ordinary rabbit.
wow, very disturbing!
What the heck is Third Reformed Church????
whatever the heck it is, it needs more reforming! i am DEEPLY disturbed.
haha i completely agree. idk what the third reformed church is but i won’t be converting any time soon, very disturbing!
Reformed is a protestant church that started with the “Reformation” (Martin Luther vs Catholic Church) I grew up in the the RCA (Reformed CHurch of America)–we never had this–this IS disturbing on so many levels! Wonder what city/state this is from!
They keep reforming, and they can’t figure out why their outreach programs for kids keep failing. For starters, lose the mummified Easter bunnies……
and why did it take THREE tries to get it right?
Holy Mother Of God! Is that child still alive? Please tell me this story ends well.
Oh look, it’s an Easter Bunny that Walks Like an EE-Gyp-Tian!
LMFAO
THis is the creepiest picture I have seen on this site. HOLY CRAP.
ditto
Same here, this is not awkward, but completely disturbing; I have goosebumps and a very creepy feeling.
ditto
Well, that will scare the hell out of you.
So THAT’s what they’re trying to do!
I don’t remember this scene in Donnie Darko.
For the win!
No joke.
You shoulda’ seen the bunny they got at the “Fourth Reformed Church.”
Good one…
I have a new nightmare that shall never leave now
Haha! I thought the same thing! Why am I afraid of this bunny!? He’s terrifying!
That’s a bunny?