Countdown to Halloween: Gnome Schooled

October 28th, 2010

Countdown to Halloween: Gnome Schooled - Halloween

A reminder to keep your eyes on the road.

(submitted by Linsey)

77 Responses to “Countdown to Halloween: Gnome Schooled”

  1. Uggo says:

    AHAHHAHAHAHHAA…. Caaant stop laughing!

  2. 80sgirl says:

    Maybe “Gnome Bus” is a play on “nimbus”?

  3. dweezler says:

    I love “Gnome Bus”!!!

  4. susie says:

    This is the type of photo I like to see instead of those that get mostly comments of ‘that’s not awkward’. We may not know what’s going on, but there’s fun guessing.

  5. Kate says:

    Her fake butt id falling off, and if you look close the lead gnome is checking out her cheeks

  6. Alan says:

    Simon & Garfunkel…..” I wish I was,Gnomeward bound”

  7. Kate says:

    I think they’re gnome-schooled.

  8. Lori says:

    I wonder if she used a bed pan for collecting treats.

  9. niki says:

    I get it. For some reason she wanted to be a patient for Halloween. She couldn’t go around with her own butt hanging out so she wore a fake one.

  10. niki says:

    I get it. That’s her Halloween costume. For some reason she wanted to be a patient for Halloween, but couldn’t go around with her own butt hanging out so she wore a fake one . . .

  11. Michael says:

    I think she really needs to go to the hospital!

  12. Sheena says:

    LMAO, it’s all so randomly hilarious. I don’t fully understand it, but I love it.

  13. g says:

    Dang, I saw this last night and had no idea what it was (fake but? collostamy bag?) so I came back this morning hoping to find an explanation… oh well!

  14. praetorius says:

    My main concern is that this website is perpetuating the Wrath of Gnomes. Let me say this just once GNOMES ARE EVIL.

    They steel keys, socks, small bags and satchels. And I’m am willing to bet that this “gnome bus” is nothing but a get away vehicle from some horrific thievery!!! Perhaps the pants of said young lady. This is outrageous. DO NOT let them into your garden! Or your house. You’ll be sorry. They are already taking over media outlets (I submit “Travelocity” as an example)

  15. Kitten K. Boodle says:

    In the movie “Something’s Got To Give,” Jack Nicholson wanders around a hospital in a gown with his butt hanging out. Later in the movie, Diane Keaton writes a play where a chorus line of men do a dance wearing hospital gowns and big fake butts. Maybe that was the inspiration for the butt costume?

    I’d love to know the inspiration for the Gnome Bus.

  16. Lilly Lu says:

    Maybe the “Gnome” bus is a PC take on the “Short” bus? That is all I can come up with :-/

  17. steph says:

    So am I seeing this correctly….everyone keeps calling this a hospital gown and possibly she is an escaped patient……but isnt the gown she is wearing the one the doctors or lab techs wear to keep a mess off of them, not the patients. The patient gowns are short sleeve cloth with hideous patterns.

  18. j-lu says:

    200-proof awkwardness.
    It’s just too postmodern or something…
    Is there some sort of pun we’re not getting with the gnome bus? Is it like…riding the short bus…or something??
    I do think the girl has only two feet. But I don’t understand the nature or shape of the fake butt. I thought that peachy thing was some sack, like a colostomy bag or hot water bottle or something. I assume her real butt is in the dark underwear below the shiny pantyhose? It doesn’t make any sense because if your costume involved a prosthetic butt over your real butt, WHY wouldn’t you wear nude-covered underwear to conceal the real butt?!

  19. Jackie S. says:

    Maybe he thought he’d get the bus gnome (…sorry!)

  20. Don says:

    Police are investigating a near accident that occurred last night in the 2800 block Armstead Drive. Hans Zurbriggen, a driver for the local Gnome bus, reported an unknown female, wearing only a hospital gown, ran in front of his bus, causing him to stop abruptly. “All I was trying to do was avoid the crack in the road, and I don’t mean the asphalt.”

  21. Heather Wood says:

    that just gives me the heebie jeebies all over the place. Girl does have another leg, notice right foot sticking out in front. But wait, there’re TWO gnomes on that bus, both gawking at badly angled big plastic butt. Where are the parents of these two misfits?

  22. j m says:

    when the pix came back in the envelope, any normal person would have thrown this one away.

  23. Jennifer says:

    Gnome Bus??? really… your parents couldn’t come up with something better then that? I rather tape Smarties all over my body and say “Hey Everyone I’m a Smartie Pants” good.. grief….

  24. sevanderslice says:

    This has to be two of the most bizarre costumes I have ever seen! A hospital patient with her (fake) butt hanging out and a Gnome Bus.

    Who would have thought of a Gnome Bus?

  25. scooter says:

    Ok she was under going cellulite treatments when her doctor made sexual advances, this upset her because she is still a vigin (at 32) and thats Ok but her parents really wanted grandkids by now. And the Gnomes well they are from the psyhic ward.

  26. KE says:

    “Why do I always have to sit in the back of the Gnome bus?”

  27. fireflight says:

    That gown actually looks like what the hospital dresses the bodies in before they go to the mortuary.

  28. All About Dave says:

    The Gnome Bus looks like its falling apart at the seams.

  29. rita says:

    The Gnome Bus is amazing!

  30. Barbara says:

    God, I hope that’s not her real butt.

  31. M. G. says:

    Funny, I don’t remember this scene in The Gnome-Mobile.

  32. Rob says:

    this is a double. A Gnome bus and a bare butt escaped patient costume..

  33. Brian says:

    yeah – serious… I can’t make out anything that’s going on. The kid is in a gnome bus – but what’s with the girl/woman?

  34. leena says:

    What the heck is that???

  35. TDot says:

    I was wondering where my four legged Gnome bus went off to!

  36. Jeff says:

    What the, what the?

    Confused on so many levels. I almost don’t want to know what is really happening because the picture is funny enough on the surface and I’d hate to be disappointed.

  37. adfogg says:

    And what is with the girl in blue?

  38. Beth says:

    What Jesse said.

  39. forqalso says:

    I think it’s a hospital gown, open in the back with a fake butt hanging out. Hopefully fake.

  40. spicegirl says:

    What is that- a fake butt? I can’t figure it out…

  41. Chris says:

    Does she have an extra buttcheek?

  42. haha.. gnome bus is great.

  43. korkow says:

    I’m not sure if this is awkward or just confusing. It almost looks like that woman’s leg is gone. And That kid in front is definitely checking out those panties.

  44. Jesse says:

    What the heck am I looking at here?

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