“This is my 8th birthday. My mom’s gift was to dress up as Cinderella, and dress up my uncles as…. I have no idea!”
(submitted by Sofs)
Um, I’m 26 years old, only 4 foot 9 and people mistake me for being as young as 15. This is very plausible to be a true story. Also, I have always been extremely short. I was always shorter than my classmates, even in Kindergarten. I know I was about that height when I was around the said age.
dress up your uncles as Landsknechte German, mercenary soldiers from the late 15th to the late 16th century in their conspicuous and elaborate puffed and slashed
your mother is very beautiful.
Your mom looks like she’s 12.
You do not look eight years old….. more like 4 or 5.
everybody is different. why would she lie about her age?
they are in traditional uniform of renaissance swiss guards. and, in renaissance time, nearly every king had swiss guards.
Aren’t these guys guards at the Vatican?
Yes, off duty Swiss Guards, on break from protecting the Holy Father….stopped by for a little R and R. Back to the Holy See shortly….
they’re the mice that turn into the men coach drivers-and they should have dressed the birthday girl as cinderella and the mom as the fairy godmother
i thought the daughter was cinderella!
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