The Protector

November 9th, 2010

The Protector - *AFP Hall Of Fame*

You should see this father when a telemarketer calls after 6.

(submitted by Jairus)

267 Responses to “The Protector”

  1. gottago says:

    This cannot be serious.

  2. LKT says:

    WTH? I can’t stop laughing!!!

  3. ej says:

    whats with the lion cloth ?

  4. Steve says:

    Is it just me, or does she look a lot like Kristen Stewart? That axe looks like it would last maybe two hits. And what’s with the crotch fox?? Weird, weird, weird.

  5. Marilou says:

    Something has attacked papa’s crotchel area. Seriously. What is this?

  6. Fenwick says:

    what’s that fox thingy?

  7. DMF says:

    Somebody needs to do some serious manscaping…

  8. Mary says:

    I can’t even begin to think why this photo was taken. Clearly it’s staged for something…but what? Why? So weird and wonderful.

  9. Kate says:

    That is one scary weapon…But I think the fox pouch(?) on the crotch portion of his kilt is scarier.
    Nothing against kilts, though. Kilts are awesome.

  10. mommy says:

    Is that a dead animal he is wearing like a loin cloth?

  11. fighting for hope says:

    Artistic, but would you really put this up in your living room?

  12. Laura says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This is so awesome!! It’s like a campy action show!

  13. jo says:

    BAHAHAHAHA. Love this!!!!!

  14. kultgirl says:

    Soundtrack for this photo shoot: “I need a hero…”

  15. Ee-eee says:

    What the…is that a wolf pelt between his legs, or is he just angry to see us??

    So after the axe throw event comes the drawbridge jumping, THEN the dwarf tossing? Or is it the other way around…?

    I only wish I could go into the picture and rescue the woman and child. On the other hand…

  16. Michael L says:

    Is that a wolf in your pants, or are you angry to see me?

  17. leena says:

    WTF!!! What is that between his legs? Are those pajama bottoms he’s wearing? So many questions….

  18. Bigbluefan says:

    Looks like the family dog is in a headlock

  19. says:

    What’s in your wallet?

  20. Tim S says:

    Mom had better duck when the backswing comes around. And watch out for the follow-through!

  21. Sherri says:

    Well at least he has a dead Coyote guarding his junk!

  22. Song Dog says:

    Open ended question: What’s that furry thing between his legs?

  23. julie says:

    this is the only family photograph every worth taking. Kudos.

    Now, where can the rest of us get pics like this??

  24. Joe says:

    Maybe the real protector is that critter betwinxt his legs?

  25. BJSchild says:

    More than a little disturbing, but I LOVE his hair!!

  26. Steph says:

    Wow. Just…. wow.

  27. greypilgrim says:

    And if he misses with the axe, his crotch fox will spring into action.

  28. MK says:

    I didn’t know Capital One was branching out into Life Insurance Policies.

  29. Molly says:

    LOL love the placement of the animal skin.

  30. David says:

    Nice sporran and a massive chopper!

  31. cowgirl says:

    WTH?????? I don’t know about you, but if he is just as bad w/ that sling blade as he is with those thighs of steel (note big cat of some sort between them) I’m NOT messing with him!!

  32. m says:

    Is the woman and the child a cardboard cutout?

  33. elli says:

    His crotch scares me.

  34. Artisticulated says:

    Good to know that Braveheart buys his shirts at JCPenny.

    And with what, prey tell, did he gird his loins?!?

  35. Lo. Rain says:

    I think he needs to shave; he has a fox going on down there, I think that’s worse than a bush!

  36. Wiggles says:

    Sup with the cod piece?

  37. kat says:

    what is even going on here?!

  38. Snaggle says:

    It looks like the Highlander is a believer in the Second Amendment.

  39. Linda says:

    wow! the sporran had me going for a minute, there. i thought a wild animal had latched on to his genitals. lol

  40. Cathy230 says:

    WTF is between his legs????

  41. Mary says:

    Out of everything in that picture that is wrong, the animal head on his crotch did it for me. What a MAN! LOL

  42. kshea says:

    And, notice how filthy the kids’ feet are, too boot!

  43. Theresa M says:

    Awkward? Maybe — Sexy? yeah.
    Love a man in a kilt.

    • st says:

      i agree! i love a man in a kilt! and i think it’s a great picture. mom and dad and baby are all good looking… if you can get past the fox crotch to look at their faces.

  44. Wombat Girl says:

    Ya’ know I can almost live with this until I get to the foxpelt cod piece

  45. Sarah says:

    I don’t get it…..

  46. Stephanie says:

    Reminds me of a bad fantasy book cover.

  47. Carolyn says:

    Is that a fur jockstrap?

  48. user says:

    Is that a fox in your crotch or are you just going to kill me?

  49. meri says:

    Someone please help me out here…what the heck is he riding? It looks like a fox.

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