You should see this father when a telemarketer calls after 6.
(submitted by Jairus)
This cannot be serious.
WTH? I can’t stop laughing!!!
whats with the lion cloth ?
Is it just me, or does she look a lot like Kristen Stewart? That axe looks like it would last maybe two hits. And what’s with the crotch fox?? Weird, weird, weird.
Something has attacked papa’s crotchel area. Seriously. What is this?
what’s that fox thingy?
Somebody needs to do some serious manscaping…
I can’t even begin to think why this photo was taken. Clearly it’s staged for something…but what? Why? So weird and wonderful.
That is one scary weapon…But I think the fox pouch(?) on the crotch portion of his kilt is scarier.
Nothing against kilts, though. Kilts are awesome.
Is that a dead animal he is wearing like a loin cloth?
Artistic, but would you really put this up in your living room?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This is so awesome!! It’s like a campy action show!
BAHAHAHAHA. Love this!!!!!
Soundtrack for this photo shoot: “I need a hero…”
What the…is that a wolf pelt between his legs, or is he just angry to see us??
So after the axe throw event comes the drawbridge jumping, THEN the dwarf tossing? Or is it the other way around…?
I only wish I could go into the picture and rescue the woman and child. On the other hand…
Is that a wolf in your pants, or are you angry to see me?
WTF!!! What is that between his legs? Are those pajama bottoms he’s wearing? So many questions….
Looks like the family dog is in a headlock
What’s in your wallet?
Mom had better duck when the backswing comes around. And watch out for the follow-through!
Well at least he has a dead Coyote guarding his junk!
Open ended question: What’s that furry thing between his legs?
this is the only family photograph every worth taking. Kudos.
Now, where can the rest of us get pics like this??
Maybe the real protector is that critter betwinxt his legs?
More than a little disturbing, but I LOVE his hair!!
Wow. Just…. wow.
And if he misses with the axe, his crotch fox will spring into action.
Lol!! Crotch fox…
I didn’t know Capital One was branching out into Life Insurance Policies.
LOL love the placement of the animal skin.
Nice sporran and a massive chopper!
WTH?????? I don’t know about you, but if he is just as bad w/ that sling blade as he is with those thighs of steel (note big cat of some sort between them) I’m NOT messing with him!!
Is the woman and the child a cardboard cutout?
His crotch scares me.
Good to know that Braveheart buys his shirts at JCPenny.
And with what, prey tell, did he gird his loins?!?
I think he needs to shave; he has a fox going on down there, I think that’s worse than a bush!
Sup with the cod piece?
what is even going on here?!
It looks like the Highlander is a believer in the Second Amendment.
wow! the sporran had me going for a minute, there. i thought a wild animal had latched on to his genitals. lol
WTF is between his legs????
Out of everything in that picture that is wrong, the animal head on his crotch did it for me. What a MAN! LOL
And, notice how filthy the kids’ feet are, too boot!
Awkward? Maybe — Sexy? yeah.
Love a man in a kilt.
i agree! i love a man in a kilt! and i think it’s a great picture. mom and dad and baby are all good looking… if you can get past the fox crotch to look at their faces.
Ya’ know I can almost live with this until I get to the foxpelt cod piece
I don’t get it…..
Reminds me of a bad fantasy book cover.
Is that a fur jockstrap?
Is that a fox in your crotch or are you just going to kill me?
Someone please help me out here…what the heck is he riding? It looks like a fox.
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