December 3rd, 2010

Trigger-happy - Uncles, Aunts, & Cousins

You actually will shoot your eye out, kid.

(submitted by Molly)

78 Responses to “Trigger-happy”

  1. Brandi says:

    OMG – I know these people . . . really.

  2. Jimbo says:

    “…..if thy right eye offends thee, shoot it out…” – 2nd Pedestrians 3:14

  3. Mike says:

    You all realize this is how the rest of the world sees Americans….

  4. tom says:

    what’s with the tyed died socks on the deer hunting trip.

  5. Bruce says:

    I guess the middle guy is saying “I’ve got my eye on you!”

  6. Laura says:

    Someone went hunting with Dick Cheney…

  7. Shan says:

    At least they showed some class by removing the beer cans from the table before taking the picture.

  8. Mvsd says:

    I guess the guy with the gun didn’t get the lecture of “You’ll shoot your eye out?” Like Ralphie did on A Christmas Story

  9. Amy K says:

    What happens at the Huntin’ Camp…
    My husband will be spending his birthday at our deer camp. I PRAY he comes home with both eyes!

  10. Singe says:

    I had that exact same model of fish tank in my bedroom when I was a kid.

  11. ALEX says:


  12. noodengr says:

    Brian, that is the best cross referenced comment I have read here thanks.
    I think it is regulation size but the bullet hole in it would not be allowed on her thanksgiving table

  13. JerseyPam says:

    The fish in the aquarium is on high alert, and the birds in the picture have taken flight. Yet man is the smartest creature?

  14. kiersten says:

    So, what is up with all of the eye patches lately on here?

  15. ScoutC says:

    So which of the other two licked the light pole and got his tongue stuck to it?

  16. Brian says:

    Is that a regulation size casserole dish on the wall?

  17. Anne says:


    You clinched it! Best response.

  18. Alan says:

    The guys had an entirely different idea when Ronald asked them to come over and see his iPad.

  19. CI says:

    All you need for a good hunt: gun, eyepatch, mustache, and of course lucky tie-dye socks.

  20. iLOLd says:

    This picture has EVERYTHING: Guys, Guns, and gauze bandages.
    …and maybe a lawsuit.

    (Though I prefer babes, bullets, and bikinis.)

  21. Audrey says:

    and then Billybob said “Hey ya’ll watch this”, and then Joebob said “Good Lord Billybob where’d yer eye go”

  22. Nancy says:

    “Ok, Batchelor #2: How would you show a girl a good time?”

  23. PBL says:

    It’s just a myth –It still is fun even if someone loses an eye!

  24. Harry says:

    From my cold dead … hmmm …eye?

  25. Brenda E says:

    They’re all taking this REALLY well . . .

  26. Hacceberjo says:

    This is what Ralphie looks like all grown up.

  27. At least he is smiling!

  28. Madi says:

    It’s all fun and games….. until someone loses an eye…….

  29. user2 says:

    If that weapon had shot him in the eye, I don’t think he’d be:
    A – sitting upright
    B – smiling or
    C – breathing

  30. fireflight says:

    The glee on that guy’s face is deeply disturbing.

  31. Sal says:

    Was it the guy on the left or the right that pulled the Dick Cheney?

  32. Jeeps says:

    and get your feet off the kitchen table, for god’s sake!

  33. Carolyn says:


  34. Lori says:

    So they give the gun to the guy with limited depth perception, nice.

    • Alan says:

      No kidding. I’d love to see the ‘after’ picture.

    • Lano says:

      Depth perception?! He’s not driving a car and worried about breaking in time. It makes no difference if the bunny is 10 or 20 feet away, the bullet will hit. It’s just sad no one warned him of the kickback when he put his eye up to the sight.

      • PDXSilly says:

        That would have only happened if he had had a rifle with a scope. Just a hunch, but that bad boy doesn’t exactly have one of those. In fact, with that design, he’d have to be Gumby to get his eye down there. No, I think either Larry or Curly there on his right and left might have gotten him with the patented eye poke.

  35. Jesse says:

    I’m with stupid, part one million?

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