Baby Black and White

February 8th, 2011

Baby Black and White - *AFP Hall Of Fame*

We’ve got ourselves an old fashioned cross-off.

(submitted by Nicole)

91 Responses to “Baby Black and White”

  1. Kevin says:

    Without a doubt, this baby is making dirty nappies.

  2. Bumbles says:

    my first thought, it looks like glenn beck.

  3. Melissa G says:

    I don’t know why, but I love this baby! Toooooo precious!

  4. Jon Shelton says:

    Photographer: “We’ll just Photoshop that fly off her nose…”

  5. Debby says:

    Brenda! Is That you?!

  6. kacy white says:

    Hey Now we have Proof as to Why Animals EAT their young!!!
    thanks for the laugh!

  7. kristen thought says:

    The baby is checking to make sure the photographer really didn’t get her nose.

  8. Bri says:

    take the picture already – I ate some chille rellenos that isn’t sitting well!

  9. Malithion says:

    Yes, sometimes, babies are born cross-eyed, though I wouldn’t be surprised if the baby just went cross-eyed during the photo (just for lulz, naturally). the thing that really makes it hilarious is that expression. looks like she’s about to crack up. x3

    • Jill says:

      Babies eye’s cross when they are learning to focus them, although i wouldnt be a bit surprised to learn this one had the focusing down and was getting back at mom for the itchy dress and an afternoon spent at sears.

  10. rusty1 says:

    Wow, Angelina Jolie was even camera-friendly as a baby too

  11. Andrea says:

    This is the funniest shizzle I’ve seen in a LONG time. Thank you So much. Do you still look like Don Rickles?

  12. Vahe says:

    This baby just made it to the top of Mount Everest! Bebe freezing!

  13. Ginny says:

    Anyone who has children can tell that this baby is clearly working on a BM. I have some very similar pictures of all of my kids.

  14. Nancy says:

    I can’t stop laughing at this. Ranks up there with the best ones I have seen on here!!

  15. JerseyPam says:

    Baby to Comments: You are getting sleepy… when you hear the word “poop” you will disappear, causing mental anguish and self reflection to an AFP fan, only to reappear and make her laugh like a loon. One, two, three…POOP!

  16. lizardo says:

    Oh that’s a Poop Face fer sure. If you look closely you’d probably see tiny baby beads of sweat on her forehead…

  17. d.Lee says:

    What a wee sweetheart… I’m with her mamma… My favorite photo!

  18. Paul says:

    I am soooo seeing Jimmy Carter in this photo…..

  19. BHM_Spud says:

    It’s only a little gas.

  20. Greg Dennis says:

    It’s baby Bubbles.

  21. Jill in Vermont says:

    This baby looks like Ricky Ricardo to me.

  22. Treb says:

    Please turn off my birth Video.

  23. Amber says:

    from Seinfeld…’You gotta see the baby!”

  24. Crazy Babe says:

    This is what newborns look like when they “make” in their pants.

  25. emm says:

    she’s somewhere between mel torme and buddy hackett…

  26. tinala says:

    Looks like she is trying to “do the poo”.

  27. Julie YARBROUGH says:

    HEY HEY HEY! That is one cute baby…is the mom out of earshot? Holy Crap on a cracker, we can ONLY hope she didn’t stay looking like a character actor… no really she’s beautiful…

  28. animalkah says:

    Looks like Burt Lahr…The Cowardly Lion.

  29. Mommadromma says:

    Kathy b, what are you talking about?! She’s not propped in a sitting position. She’s on her belly and supporting herself with her arms. Her eyes are crossed because she’s trying to focus on something or someone too close to her. Babies make all kinds of weird facial expressions – it is the mark of a good photographer to delete the really bizarre ones.

  30. candysland56 says:

    OH my Gosh !! Is this Sarah from a prior AFP, Squished between her parents making the same face? Too Funny.

  31. Kit says:

    I’m Chucky. Wanna play?

  32. Joe says:

    Can you imagine if Seth and Nicole had kids? I would love to see those baby pics. 😉

  33. Becca says:

    Uh, she’s not in a sitting position, she’s on her tummy. Judgmental much?

  34. Tina says:

    OMG the caption!!! hahahahahaha tooooo funny!!

  35. Curious Rabbit says:

    Gary Shandling’s long lost baby sister?

  36. Kitty says:

    Poor kid…I hope she improved with age!!!!

  37. Bobbie says:

    The baby is being held up with hands under the blanket. That’s how we did it “back in the day”. I know from experience.

  38. justme says:

    Oh yeah, that’s the dreaded “gotta poop” face….dang!

  39. Noneya says:

    This is what happens when baby has to poop while you’re popping the flash. Too funny.

  40. mrs5180 says:

    I think the phrase “HOLY SCHNIEKIES!” was never more appropriate

  41. Miss Jane says:

    Jesus, that caption kept me laughing for 10 minutes straight.

  42. hushupp says:

    Nicole wins; I think she is “multi-tasking” !

  43. Carol says:

    Simply terrifying, thanks for the nightmares!

  44. She looks like she just saw Seth.

  45. hushupp says:


  46. Kathy B says:

    OK, the crossed eyes are weird, but what disturbs me the most is that a baby this young should not be propped into a sitting position in order to make an ugly picture. Why do people think that’s a good idea? Just take a picture of your baby lying down! It’s much less unnatural.

    • Tigerlily says:

      It looks to me like she’s lying on her tummy…

    • Genie says:

      uh…this baby is not sitting, it’s on its stomach.

    • babytoes says:

      The baby’s lying on her tummy, not sitting up. It’s pretty much the same pose all of us were posed in during that time.

    • LKT says:

      Calm down. That baby is on her belly and pushing herself up. Putting baby on belly is ENCOURAGED when the baby is awake.

    • Rachel says:

      It kind of looks to me like the baby is laying down, just sort of slanted. I could be wrong.

    • suzette says:

      much less unnatural ?

    • Josie says:

      AW! Poor Kathy B! You guys crack me up! I enjoy the comments as much as the pictures. 🙂

    • carolsworld says:

      Quick! Someone call Child Protective Services! That kid is being abused by being made to sit up! Get the kid taken away from it’s parents pronto!
      Oh, wait….
      Nevermind. :-p

    • Paul says:

      Has anybody said that this baby is not sitting, just propped on its elbows? Yes? And has anybody mentioned that this looks exactly like the face of a baby going poop while having its picture taken? Yes? Perfect.

      Oh, I forgot to mention that this baby is not sitting, it is on its belly propped up on its elbows. And I also forgot to mention that I would like to have a “poop face-off” with this child. I do a pretty intimidating poop face myself.

  47. Bethyanne says:

    It’s a good thing we’re hard-wired to love our babies no matter what. 🙂

    • Nicole says:

      Thankfully, I have about 10 other pics from this shoot that wouldn’t make it on this site cause they are actually cute. But this was my mom’s favorite for some reason! 🙂

      • Bethyanne says:

        Nicole, I assure you that if we had had anything remotely this excellent of my own kids, it would definitely have gone in their yearbook grad ads! Did your mom show this to all the friends you brought home?

        • Nicole says:

          she would secretly post it in obvious places when I moved into my college dorms, apts, and post-college houses to make my roommates laugh until I was married. I definitely remember seeing it on my rehearsal dinner video…I just had to share it with the world!

          • Sally says:

            This picture is too funny! I love it. Thanks for posting it. It is a cute picture but very funny at the same time.

      • mama car says:

        and you still make this

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