I understand the overall awkward quality of the picture, but I have a feeling this was probably was of the most fun weddings ever – Boot-Scootin’ Boggie, Cotton-Eyed Joe, flowin’ beer – I bet it was a blast…
There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile,
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.
He grabbed a crooked bolo, a Stetson and a spouse.
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
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I’m pretty sure her dress is from my store.
I think this one is cute
It isn’t THAT he is pinching her… it is the he has found the most AWKWARD WAY to pinch her!
Oh no they didn’t!
This made me giggle uncontrollably. My own husband said”It’s about time.” after our vows and it reminded me of him. Oh, I love this.
maybe he forgot where to look for the garter…?
I don’t think this is awkward at all, I think it’s brilliant, shame their feet aren’t in the shot.
down a quart!
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
i wonder what the groom says about this picture!!! ha ha
The arm bone’s connected to the hip bone
The hip bone’s connected to …..
HAHAHAHAHA!
“Someone’s poisoned the waterhole!” “There’s a snake in my boots!” “Reach for the skiiies!”
i hope that was the groom! lol
At first I thought he was singing “I’m a little teacup” and then I realized where his hand was.
oopps…I meant teapot!
Photographer: Now let’s grab the Miad of Honor for a picture.
Groom: I am not accustomed to this kind of greeting, but if you insist!
Shotgun wedding my a… er…foot!
Now THAT is going to be a mighty fine wedding picture on the mantle.
Are you kidding!? You should see the one they sent to the in-laws!
Honk honk!
I love this- totally fun!
Bending like that gives new meaning to the term “Spaghetti Western”.
I understand the overall awkward quality of the picture, but I have a feeling this was probably was of the most fun weddings ever – Boot-Scootin’ Boggie, Cotton-Eyed Joe, flowin’ beer – I bet it was a blast…
Awkward indeed, but I think they’re adorable.
James and the photographer were not on the same sheet of music when he was told to pinch her cheek for the next picture.
I like this picture.. (O:
There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile,
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.
He grabbed a crooked bolo, a Stetson and a spouse.
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
too cute!
Finally, this all makes sense!
Perfect!!
Hey, y’all prepare yourself for the Rubberband mannnnnn
Spinners! Wow, that takes me back.
I think this is a cute picture.
Agreed!
She’s sure not minding it!
He’s jus grabbin a hunk a luv!!
I think the photographer coached him to find the most unnatural, awkward way for him to PINCH HIS WIFE’S BEHIND! So wrong.
Before im gonna marry er, im gonna check n make sure.
hey there Woody!
That is a boot scoot goose. Very nice. : >
LMAOOOOOOOOO
Because the pinch (more like a grab) is not nearly awkward enough, let’s approach this at the strangest angle possible.
EEw! Just not cute, funny, whatever.
Yeah. Ok now that there is awkward, I don’t care who ya are!
“Okay, you two lovebirds, why don’t we do one where we re-create how you met?”
*honk honk*
“Down here in Texas, it ain’t the ‘bend and snap’ it’s the ‘bend and pinch’”
LOL! Love the Legally Blonde comment!
It’s probably just my imagination but…
It looks like there was some kind of propulsion after the ‘pinch’ to make the guy lean like that.
I do believe he is “giggling”…….
How does his arm even twist that way?
I can do that. It’s just not comfortable.
I have nothing to say (that is nice anyway)
Somehow, I don’t think she minds a bit! Cute picture
Wow….just……..wow…..
You took the words right out of my mouth!!
i agree