She thought offering an apple would be too subtle.
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Cinderella, dressed in yella
Went upstairs to kiss a fella
By mistake she kissed a snake
How many doctors did it take?
I love how nonchalant she appears to be – I respect people who aren’t scared easily!
“Oh Adam, put that apple down and come over here, will ya”?
Jenny knew she should have put her glasses on. She just thought Frank had lost a lot of weight in the days before the wedding when she wasn’t allowed to see him.
Best caption ever!!!
I think that’s a black rat snake. We have them in our yard and they’re harmless. Some people actually go out of their way to find them and put them in their yards because they eat mice and rats and other things you don’t want. But I still don’t see what it’s doing in a wedding picture.
What the heck kinda snake is that? It looks ticked off!
Presumably, the groom is slithering off into the sunset, never to be seen again.
Wait – *that’s* not the groom???!!!
This is disturbing.
Honey, your life insurance policy is paid up isn’t it?
She asked for a feather boa.
At least she’s not rattled.
Don’t asp, don’t tell.
She chose a more risque garter than most.
I hope she doesn’t get cottonmouth.
I hope her cobra payments don’t get out of hand.
That lucky sidewinder!
Even though Jen’s last marriage ended in a disaster, it never occured to her that she might be marrying another two-timing snake.
My anaconda don’t want none
What the…..if that were me I wouldn’t be taking my eye off that snake!
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