Garden Of Eden

February 15th, 2011

Garden Of Eden - Pets

She thought offering an apple would be too subtle.

(submitted by Ashley)

18 Responses to “Garden Of Eden”

  1. Bekah says:

    Cinderella, dressed in yella
    Went upstairs to kiss a fella
    By mistake she kissed a snake
    How many doctors did it take?

  2. J says:

    I love how nonchalant she appears to be – I respect people who aren’t scared easily!

  3. Gloria says:

    “Oh Adam, put that apple down and come over here, will ya”?

  4. cowgirl says:

    Jenny knew she should have put her glasses on. She just thought Frank had lost a lot of weight in the days before the wedding when she wasn’t allowed to see him.

  5. mrs5180 says:

    Best caption ever!!!

  6. Tishes says:

    I think that’s a black rat snake. We have them in our yard and they’re harmless. Some people actually go out of their way to find them and put them in their yards because they eat mice and rats and other things you don’t want. But I still don’t see what it’s doing in a wedding picture.

  7. Dee says:

    What the heck kinda snake is that? It looks ticked off!

  8. Drew says:

    Presumably, the groom is slithering off into the sunset, never to be seen again.

  9. senora_jennifer says:

    This is disturbing.

  10. Laurie V says:

    Honey, your life insurance policy is paid up isn’t it?

  11. iLOLd says:

    Whoa, mamba!
    She asked for a feather boa.
    At least she’s not rattled.
    Don’t asp, don’t tell.
    She chose a more risque garter than most.
    I hope she doesn’t get cottonmouth.
    I hope her cobra payments don’t get out of hand.
    That lucky sidewinder!

  12. R. Michael Bortman says:


  13. GLC says:

    Even though Jen’s last marriage ended in a disaster, it never occured to her that she might be marrying another two-timing snake.

  14. DW says:

    My anaconda don’t want none

  15. justme says:

    What the…..if that were me I wouldn’t be taking my eye off that snake!

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