The Beholders

March 26th, 2011

The Beholders - Wedding

Her parents didn’t approve, but their love was too powerful.

(submitted by Edson from Brazil)

256 Responses to “The Beholders”

  1. natkat says:

    At first I was thinking “gross! You shouldn’t kiss your grandson like that!” Then it sunk in. I don’t know which is worse.

  2. Ugh says:

    I’m all about love who you love but come on people

  3. Lisa says:

    OMG…….It’s Harold and Maude!!!

  4. Angie says:

    Oh my… WHY???!? I just… I mean…. really, I… ugh. This photo… leaves me strangely unable to form coherent thoughts. I’m traumatized.

  5. Susan says:

    there are no words….

  6. badfae says:

    Gee, has anyone translated the inscription yet?

  7. Nic says:

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think the text says, “Let no man separate what God has joined together”.

    I guess that’s their final word on the subject?

  8. sarah says:

    The text roughly translates to “What God brings together man does not separate.”

  9. Sozinha says:

    The text is a quote from the Bible, “What God has united let no man separate”

  10. Sssssss says:

    The bottom of the pic says: Let no man separate what God has united. Tradional.

  11. LBrakel says:

    I think it says something to the effect of “What God has united, let no man separate.”m I have dabbled with Portuguese but don’t speak it.

  12. rzul says:

    Translation: “What God has joined together no man put asunder.” I’m just wondering about the part that says ’til death do us part??

  13. MikeHunt says:

    COUGAR……..Your doing it wrong kid!

  14. DREW says:

    Doesn’t it say “what God has united let no man separate” ? If so…. uhhhhhh?

  15. Laura says:

    it says: what god put together men won’t put apart -.-”
    i’m ashamed of being brazilian now

  16. team cowan says:

    my eyeballs just melted out of my head.

  17. tracey says:

    its portuguese and says what god unites no man separates (I think)

  18. erin says:

    Love the arthritic hand on his boob.

  19. Misty says:

    Loose translation: what God has joined let no man separate.

  20. Christa says:

    I wondered about the translation too, so I looked it up:
    What god has joined together, let not man put asunder

  21. Kay says:

    Some things can’t be unseen!!

  22. Glenda says:

    I think it says o que deus uniu o homem rico separe – what God has united the rich man put asunder. doentes

  23. StephyGator says:

    Before I saw the top right corner, I just thought it was a weird picture of a grandma and grandson.

  24. Lindsay says:

    I think it says something to the equivalence of “What God has joined together let no man separate”

    lovely. 😛

  25. klwatt says:

    My Portuguese is rough, but: “What God has joined, no man can separate.”

  26. Spooky says:

    It says, basically “What God has joined, let no man separate”. It’s usually said in the wedding ceremony. Personally, I stared at this for about 30 seconds thinking that, at 39, maybe I’m NOT too old to find true lurve!

  27. Too Late Kev says:

    It looks like it probably says “what God has joined together, let no man put asunder.”

  28. Rosa MPukaro says:

    OMG!!!E são brasileiros!!!!OOOOO povinho…KKKKKKKK

  29. Jason Webb says:

    Wow, she is totally coping a feel there!

  30. SoCal Mark says:

    I won’t be able to sleep for a week.

  31. Bellsoprano says:


  32. Lucy says:

    Are you serious?

  33. RM says:

    Gag. x 100. squared.

  34. Katrina says:

    That’s kinda creepy. Yeah ……….. HmmmmM

  35. QueenBee says:

    This is a joke, right?

  36. Romeo says:


    Also: Portuguese Shia Labeouf anyone???

  37. Catherine says:

    oh my god he looks about 12!

  38. CheezyPoof says:

    You have got to be kidding……………….

  39. JerseyPam says:

    Is this a humorous ad for wedding rings? Can someone please translate?

  40. Lisa says:

    Just think of the wedding night…

  41. Scott says:

    “Her parents didn’t approve”? I don’t think her parents are ALIVE!

  42. kathryn says:

    Oh my dear GOD. Please tell me this is photoshopped, please.

  43. patricia says:

    Oh my… this is from my Brazil!!! Sweet Lord!

  44. Mandie says:

    This has to be a joke, right? PLEASE say it was photoshopped….

  45. Cyndi says:

    Also, did anyone notice they both had to put their glasses on for the smooch? Awk-Ward!

  46. Valarie Weinhaus says:

    Wow, what a lucky woman! At least she didn’t have to pull a gun on anyone!


  47. Nell says:

    Is she grabbin *his* tit?

  48. Haley says:


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