Jarheads
April 6th, 2011
All three were lured in by hard candies.
(submitted by April)
Jarheads
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All three were lured in by hard candies.
(submitted by April)
This was their life in a nut shell.
Reminds me of the ‘prism’ prison that General Zod(Terence Stamp) and co were trapped in from Superman 2.
I Dream of Jeannie – The Babysitting Years.
The giant insects want 100 grand by nightfall or they say they’ll start pulling off body parts.
Best. Comment. Ever.
“I AM STUCK IN A GLASS CAGE OF EMOTION!”
This is what Giant Lightning Bugs do to amuse themselves during the summer in the back yard.
General Zod and family… 50 years later.
STOP! Hammer Time!
At first glance, I thought Grandma had an abnormally long and twisted left pinkie finger.
all I can see in my head is that elderly couple from the David Lynch film Mulholland Drive *shivers*
Grandpap either looks sad, nostalgic, or just plain confused. I, too, would be all three were I sealed in a jar like that.
Mime School
awwwkaaarrrd!!!!
LOL “All three were lured in by hard candies.”
Gotta love the people at AFP.
Honey…on your way home can you swing by the store and pick up some more Soylent Green? We’re just about out…only have some that’s not quite ripe and some that’s way past the expiration date.
I think that jar of preserves is past it’s expiration date….
Only 2/3s of it.
Why are these people smiling? They are about to be eaten.
Honey, I shrunk the kid and your parents too!
Hey, Grampa! What’s for supper? Well, I got somethin’ nice tasty in a jar on the counter!
My first thought was the hermatically sealed mayonaise jar under Funk and Wagnals porch
that Johnny Carson had his Carnak the Invinsible questions. maybe these are the folks
that came up with the answers.
Totally saw the Johnny Carson resemblance.
Talk to the hands!
lol!! This. is. awesome
Is this how aliens store the specimens they collect?
Why? What? Where? How? This one has questions all over it.
Is there ANY scent that Yankee Candle won’t turn into a candle to make a buck? What is this one called? Summer Evening Generations?
Funny. And when you light it, it smells like Kasha and… dandruff.
Carrie! Ew. LOL
Win!
Best reply!
Carrie,you rule!
still cute
Five? Five what? What are you trying to tell us? Does something happen in five minutes? Do you need five more people in there to set some kind of record? Does it cost $5 to get you all out? Think Don think.
win
They only have 5 minutes of air left.
lol!
Maybe that is where the tiny people are stored like the little lady in the rose highlighted last week on AFP.
And, let’s not forget the bride stored in the palm of her new husband’s hand in Awkward Wedding Pics contest… Wait…that would have been too many people to fit in the glass mason jar…
The jaunty driver’s cap puts this masterpiece over the top!
FIve. Five dollar footlongs.
Damn you, Subway!
Win!
My first two thoughts:
-”YOU CAN’T TELL A HERO BY HIS SIDE, I’M JUST A TEENY LITTLE SUPER GUYYYYY”
- The Far Side cartoon about the aliens putting humans in a jar (“Don’t forget to poke holes in the top this time”)
Just wondering, were you on vacation somewhere and this was one of their gimmicky photo ops?
LOL! It was a stand in the mall back in ’92. When we walked by I begged my gma to let me get my pic taken. So, I have one of me by myself then I made them take one with me. How can you say no to a kid in mis-matched neon and dirty high-tops?? Not to mention the poof bangs… I just had to have the poof bangs…
But neon was sooooo cool, how could you not wear it mismatched? I’m sure I had a similar outfit. lol Cute pic!
Fancy! *whistles*