I can’t believe some parents actually PAID to have a pic done with this guy. They should have at least tried to cover the black eye with make-up for photo-shoot days.
Aw poor guy. Yet this another reason why I never made my kids, especially when they were babies, take a picture on some random guy’s lap. Just for a silly pic
I’m guessing Mr. C. enjoyed one too many cups of holiday nog, took a tumble down the chimney and got his shiner from a face-plant into the andirons. The boy on the right side of the pic looks like Ignatius Thistlewhite, the boy from “The Year Without a Santa Claus.”
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This has to be the inspiration for the movie “Bad Santa”. Oh, how incredibly sad for the little ones who had to visit black eye Santa.
I can’t believe some parents actually PAID to have a pic done with this guy. They should have at least tried to cover the black eye with make-up for photo-shoot days.
HO! HO! HO! NO MEANS NO!
Misses Clause gave him a right hook!!
All I wanted for Christmas was an ass whipping…
and it looks like santa got what he wanted!
…thank god he kept his day job…
Can’t Santa call in sick occasionally? Maybe Mrs. Clause is still upset with him and won’t help.
This is…seriously, the BEST!
“I…I ran into a chimney”
Rudolph has his dark side ..
Excellent, Gary!
Looks like Santa got a piece of that Red Ryder from Ralphie.
There is an entire book full of pictures like these. My favorite is the Santa who looks like he just got out of rehab.
What’s the name of the book?
I really can’t remember but I think I got it at Barnes and Noble. Something like “Bad Santas”.
Someone’s getting coal in their stocking…
Aw poor guy. Yet this another reason why I never made my kids, especially when they were babies, take a picture on some random guy’s lap. Just for a silly pic
He Ho, ho, ho’ed the wrong lady
Elves finally tuned Santa up, eh?
The kids all look really satisfied. In a “Yeah, we worked Claus over pretty good” kind of way.
“Get up, fat man. It’s picture time. No, don’t worry about that. We WANT everybody to see it. Now look jolly.”
Bwahahaaa!
That is so funny!!!
Jailhouse Santa?
Looks like Santa has tattoos on the back of his hands… what a badass! I bet he left motorcycles and chainsaws as gifts.
I took those as liver spots or bruises but your idea sounds more fun LOL
I’m guessing Mr. C. enjoyed one too many cups of holiday nog, took a tumble down the chimney and got his shiner from a face-plant into the andirons. The boy on the right side of the pic looks like Ignatius Thistlewhite, the boy from “The Year Without a Santa Claus.”
That Santa looks like Mr. Edwards from Little House on the Prairie.
I was trying to find out who he reminded me of and that’s it!
Absolutely!!! You are so right!
Santa soldiered on in spite of the Elf Union uprising back at the pole. Union thug elves are the worst!
Mrs Claus knows the difference between ‘woman sitting on his lap’ and ‘lap dance’.
FTW!
All Santa wants for Christmas is a good right hook.
Turf wars with the Tooth Fairy, gone bad.
Billy Bob- is that you?
You should have seen the other guy!!!
hahahahaha! Now I have to go rent Fargo again!
Santa gave me socks last christmas, so I made sure I won’t get those again
Looks like you gave him a sock in the eye!
Your not the real santa. You smell like beef and cheese.
YES!!! You are officially my favorite person
You sit on a throne of lies.
Which has always made me wonder what the real Santa smells like. I’m hoping asparagus.
That’s more *sad* than awkward.
I have to agree.
Agreed….Sad.
I said “Dancer” not “dancers!” Geez, woman….
Dancer kicked him.
“You sit on a throne of lies!”
Love it!
FTW! Buddy knows who the real one is!
Jason you made me smile.
That is what happens when Mrs Claus finds out Santa has had dancers on his lap.
See, this is what happens when I don’t get what I want for Christmas, Santa!
*best mean face* THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BRINGING ME A DOLLY INSTEAD OF THAT PUNCHING BAG I WANTED!!!!