The Houseguest

June 21st, 2011

The Houseguest - Dad

He figured if he was going to take off his shoes, why stop there.

(submitted by Michael)

110 Responses to “The Houseguest”

  1. John says:

    It’s nice to see someone comfortable in their awkwardness.

  2. steffie says:

    I just really like how the guy on the left re-purposed the leftover couch material and made a shirt. They were green before their time.

  3. Joe says:

    Is that Jim Morrison?

  4. Pipergirl says:

    This is why the plastic couch cover trend took off.

  5. PaulaNancy says:

    Hey,Lady! second from left, your lap is on fire!! Hey, dude on far right! Your button mushroom is… Oh. No. Wait. never mind…

  6. Pipergirl says:

    Dress: Optional

  7. Pipergirl says:

    It’s Business Time!

  8. Pipergirl says:


  9. Pipergirl says:

    I seriously hope there’s not an “Aunt Telcia” situation going on here!

  10. Holly says:

    Back story, please! I think I know one of these people…

  11. Joseph says:

    Strip-poker loser…

  12. bethm326 says:

    Of course they brought their own snacks and wrapped them in plastic.

    Would YOU eat anything he prepared?

  13. lynette says:

    what is that on her lap???? im more curious on that then the naked guy.

  14. Kat says:

    Hey, at least he kept his socks on!

  15. Squiggy says:

    How awkward. The painting of the trees is crooked.

  16. Lissa says:

    Are we sure those are socks on Naked Man’s feet? They look like booties; maybe figure skates?

  17. Coolio says:

    Uncle Ned always took “casual Friday” to the next level.

  18. mcenut says:

    There’s only one rule if you’re gonna stay at El Casa de Todd, You gotta hammock up.

  19. Lily says:

    Well, he isn’t COMPLETELY naked, he still has socks on, LOL!

  20. Eric says:

    “Why am I the only one naked at this party?”

  21. sue says:

    Oh! It’s a bag of carrot and celery sticks in her lap!!!!

  22. Tonya says:

    yeah, and couldn’t she put down the bag of cheetos just for one picture?

  23. CA2012 says:

    The gals have a plastic bag with carrot and celery sticks!

  24. nowunyouno says:

    All he is missing is some whoolite for those socks and a lit cigarette…

  25. Gina says:

    What is that thing on the woman’s lap? An opossum? A ferret?

  26. sue says:

    wait….look at the gal in the striped shirt – what is in her lap???

  27. lizt says:

    Jim was pretty sure he could win the “who has the biggest french fry contest”…..but he was wrong.

  28. Kat says:

    Hey look there’s a hershey kiss on the couch! Ugh wait…no it’s not.

  29. Zusie says:

    My first instinct is to guess that he’s actually wearing some 80s short shorts that are being hidden by his leg.

    But I really want an explanation please!

  30. Emilie says:

    Maybe, the clothed people stopped by to visit the naked guy during laundry day.

  31. emcd says:

    Everyone else is wearing pants and long sleeves ….

  32. Mel says:

    That tree painting is awesomesauce! It needs to be in my living room!

  33. amy says:

    You can see just a touch of his red running shorts on the edge near the couch arm under his hand.

  34. Buster says:

    I love how the clothed guy on the left looks like he’s seething on the inside!!!

  35. Leslie says:

    The lady on the left. What is that in her lap? An opossum?

  36. Leslie says:

    What is that in her lap? An opossum?

  37. Anon says:

    I believe he is wearing running shoes. If you look carefully, that is the sole of the shoe in the bottom righthand corner. This leads me to think he is wearing one of those really short shorts guys wore back in the ’70s. However, that does not excuse not wearing a shirt when you have company!

  38. HWaters says:

    I love that the two women seem to be holding Cheetos or pretzel sticks. Representative of something, perhaps?……

  39. Jemmy61 says:

    LOL…I love this picture.

  40. yokozbornak says:

    The only game he enjoyed losing was strip poker.

  41. RB says:

    Beware, beware, beware of the naked man…

  42. Melissa says:

    I have no words!!! I’d be like, dude! Get yer a** cheek off my leg!

  43. Sasca says:

    It’s the way he looks so pleased with himself that I love- also his resemblence to Chevy Chase and that cheeky grin.

  44. kat says:

    The guy on the left matches the couch!

  45. mary says:

    Why are both the women holding something small and phallic? :o)

  46. Angela says:

    Wow! Nice clean socks too!

  47. justme says:

    Muahahahahahaha! I LOVE it!

  48. Modine says:

    I don’t think I could enjoy a snack in that situation. But they don’t look a bit surprised, do they?

  49. jenn says:

    This is hilarious! I just would not want to ever put my head down for a nap on that couch !

  50. Kappie says:

    OK, I”ll take a picture with you, but I’m wearing my socks… just my socks!

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