The Houseguest
June 21st, 2011
He figured if he was going to take off his shoes, why stop there.
(submitted by Michael)
Tags: naked
The Houseguest
He figured if he was going to take off his shoes, why stop there.
(submitted by Michael)
Tags: naked
It’s nice to see someone comfortable in their awkwardness.
I just really like how the guy on the left re-purposed the leftover couch material and made a shirt. They were green before their time.
Is that Jim Morrison?
This is why the plastic couch cover trend took off.
Hey,Lady! second from left, your lap is on fire!! Hey, dude on far right! Your button mushroom is… Oh. No. Wait. never mind…
Dress: Optional
It’s Business Time!
Giggidy!
I seriously hope there’s not an “Aunt Telcia” situation going on here!
Good old one-eyed Aunt Telcia. Suddenly it all makes sense.
Back story, please! I think I know one of these people…
Strip-poker loser…
Good one!!
Of course they brought their own snacks and wrapped them in plastic.
Would YOU eat anything he prepared?
what is that on her lap???? im more curious on that then the naked guy.
I think it’s a bag of cheetos.
carrot and celery sticks.
I thought it was a cat.
I was thinking “possum” but it does also look like a bag of Cheetos as Lynn said, or maybe short pretzel rods. They look kind of brownish, maybe very old Cheetos? What do old Cheetos turn into, anyway? Do they last forever, virtually unchanged, as in the legends regarding Twinkies? But I digress…
Hey, at least he kept his socks on!
How awkward. The painting of the trees is crooked.
Or the painting is straight, and the couch is crooked.
Are we sure those are socks on Naked Man’s feet? They look like booties; maybe figure skates?
Uncle Ned always took “casual Friday” to the next level.
Well, Aunt Sue doesn’t seem to mind!
There’s only one rule if you’re gonna stay at El Casa de Todd, You gotta hammock up.
“You’re what, a medium?”
Well, he isn’t COMPLETELY naked, he still has socks on, LOL!
“Why am I the only one naked at this party?”
Oh! It’s a bag of carrot and celery sticks in her lap!!!!
Par-tayyyy!
OO La La – it’s a clothing optional crudite fete!
yeah, and couldn’t she put down the bag of cheetos just for one picture?
The gals have a plastic bag with carrot and celery sticks!
All he is missing is some whoolite for those socks and a lit cigarette…
What is that thing on the woman’s lap? An opossum? A ferret?
looks like a bag of pretzels….
Looks like a bag of carrots
It’s a bag of Cheetos…. maybe, er…. bag of carrots?? SO WHAT’S WITH THE NAKED GUY??
who cares what it is. why do ppl on here have to analyze everything in the pictures?
wait….look at the gal in the striped shirt – what is in her lap???
I think it’s a bag of carrots or Cheetos.
Jim was pretty sure he could win the “who has the biggest french fry contest”…..but he was wrong.
HAHAHAHAHA – I just snorted my coffee thru my nose . . .
Hey look there’s a hershey kiss on the couch! Ugh wait…no it’s not.
hilarious! Thanks!
Ewwwww!!!! LOL
My first instinct is to guess that he’s actually wearing some 80s short shorts that are being hidden by his leg.
But I really want an explanation please!
Maybe, the clothed people stopped by to visit the naked guy during laundry day.
Everyone else is wearing pants and long sleeves ….
That tree painting is awesomesauce! It needs to be in my living room!
No kidding! I want that!
I’m “diggin” that picture, too.
You can see just a touch of his red running shorts on the edge near the couch arm under his hand.
I love how the clothed guy on the left looks like he’s seething on the inside!!!
The lady on the left. What is that in her lap? An opossum?
What is that in her lap? An opossum?
I believe he is wearing running shoes. If you look carefully, that is the sole of the shoe in the bottom righthand corner. This leads me to think he is wearing one of those really short shorts guys wore back in the ’70s. However, that does not excuse not wearing a shirt when you have company!
I love that the two women seem to be holding Cheetos or pretzel sticks. Representative of something, perhaps?……
LOL…I love this picture.
The only game he enjoyed losing was strip poker.
Beware, beware, beware of the naked man…
I have no words!!! I’d be like, dude! Get yer a** cheek off my leg!
It’s the way he looks so pleased with himself that I love- also his resemblence to Chevy Chase and that cheeky grin.
The guy on the left matches the couch!
LMAO I had to scroll back up when I saw your comment!
ROFL!! omg You made me laugh so hard I farted
Why are both the women holding something small and phallic?
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Lol! Well played!
Is that a string bean? Used for size reference?
lmao…I had to scroll back up to see that. I only noticed the woman with the baby carrot..
Wow! Nice clean socks too!
Muahahahahahaha! I LOVE it!
I don’t think I could enjoy a snack in that situation. But they don’t look a bit surprised, do they?
No, they don’t – this is just another day on the couch for them. So awkward!
This is hilarious! I just would not want to ever put my head down for a nap on that couch !
OK, I”ll take a picture with you, but I’m wearing my socks… just my socks!