There’s a little shmutz on the front of the sheet, up near her face.
I mean yeah, the whole thing is awkward and the comments mostly hilarious (come on BA….really?? You didn’t see the sarcasm??) but all I can think about is the stuff on the sheet….
“So, Mr. Photographer, I just want to capture this entire pregnancy experience in a portrait. And when I say the ENTIRE experience, that’s exactly what I mean. This black sheet is where the magic began. Do you think you can work this into the photo somehow?”
Ginger, thank you for the response to BA. I was going to reply but then that would have turned into a “he said, he/she said” (not knowing exactly what gender BA might be). I do appreciate the “dude” title , it makes me feel way younger than my 50yrs. As you so eloquently stated I was attempting to be sarcastic. I mean come on…a 5k? She’s not even sweating!
I’ve seen some beautiful shots of long silky fabrics doing something similar. They were all- and this is important- INSIDE A STUDIO. This is really not working for me.
She’s a lovely lady and I hope she got some other nice shots from this session.
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I have a confession to make – this picture – and this woman – totally sends me wild!
im guessing she’s trying to look contemplative, like it’s supposed to be an artistic photo. But the trash bag wrapper is so wrong.
There’s a little shmutz on the front of the sheet, up near her face.
I mean yeah, the whole thing is awkward and the comments mostly hilarious (come on BA….really?? You didn’t see the sarcasm??) but all I can think about is the stuff on the sheet….
I hope it’s lint!
I think you are right, Miss T!
“So, Mr. Photographer, I just want to capture this entire pregnancy experience in a portrait. And when I say the ENTIRE experience, that’s exactly what I mean. This black sheet is where the magic began. Do you think you can work this into the photo somehow?”
This is my favorite comment….LOL! Took the words right out of my mouth lol
Allie!!! Oh, Allie??? Please, please could you tell us what the point of this pose was supposed to be? Please?
Babysling – you’re doing it wrong.
Best. Comment.
DOH! And this one too lol!!! (Favorite comments)
I’m sure some photog somewhere is having 2nd thoughts and is quietly removing this one from his portfolio…
The stork is carrying her, he is just a little too far on the right so didn’t make the picture…
Almost reminds you of the scene in the original version of “Planet of the Apes” where the Ape soldiers are capturing humans with nets.
Wow, she certainly looks thrilled about the impending birth.
she has her “one day I’ll be a model” face on….
Bizarre. That’s all I can say, just bizarre.
She’s looking toward heaven. Should we be worried?
At least she is covered.
amen to that!
Double amen to that……….
Good grief! Do we really have to bash every picture on here? She just won the Expecting Mothers Annual 5k Run.
Dude, it’s called AwkwardFamilyPhotos, not AwesomeFamilyPhotos. Get over it.
BA…dude, Don was being SARCASTIC. Get over it.
Ginger, thank you for the response to BA. I was going to reply but then that would have turned into a “he said, he/she said” (not knowing exactly what gender BA might be). I do appreciate the “dude” title , it makes me feel way younger than my 50yrs. As you so eloquently stated I was attempting to be sarcastic. I mean come on…a 5k? She’s not even sweating!
Don — Funny!
Very strange but funny.
Is she in deep thought, bored, or hungry?
Scratch deep in thought. Replace with constipated.
wild pregnant woman traipsing through forest gets her bosom-and-belly cloth caught on a tree branch, and looks up to the heavens for help.
Ha! Love that!
Why?
Pretty sure that is a plastic table cloth, a little late for a “rubber sheath”
Hee hee, nice one!
Oh….brother!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope not.
They could’ve at least ironed the sheet first….
She is overdue, this is the new natural birth way of getting the kid out. Pull, release, catch the kid.
I’m confused. Is this a Rebozo? From a photographer’s point of view, why not use some clips and let the rest drape?
I see the thought behind it… didn’t quite make it’s mark.
Please explain…what was the thought?!?!
Please explain that thought, because I’m a little slow.
The guy holding the sheet can see the behind though.
I’ve seen some beautiful shots of long silky fabrics doing something similar. They were all- and this is important- INSIDE A STUDIO. This is really not working for me.
She’s a lovely lady and I hope she got some other nice shots from this session.