Macho Man

March 26th, 2012

Macho Man - Behind The Awkwardness

“This is my little sister in costume for her dance routine to the Village People’s “Macho Man” song. The sad part is, someone put a lot of effort into creating this monstrosity, and what’s worse, made her wear it.”

(submitted by Celia)

18 Responses to “Macho Man”

  1. 80sgirl says:

    ohhh dear. (and I thought a tap routine in tuxes to “42nd Street” was boring at age 7…)

  2. larry Stewart says:

    he has on pantyhose on
    from a guy who loves women in thigh high boots

  3. Snowrider says:

    Obviously pre-dates “Dance Moms” ’cause NOBODY smiles on that show…

  4. Adele says:

    Please please PLEASE tell me she did this with a bunch of other girls who were similarly dressed as the REST of the Village People… please? And if so, we need to see those pictures too! 🙂

    • Christi Cobb says:

      I’m the girl in the pic; it was a group of 10-15 girls and we were all dressed exactly alike hahaha. I’m sad to say I have no idea where the group photo is bc it would be priceless.

  5. Norine says:

    I am not getting the head covering. OK, so the excess skin kind of puddles up around the neck and travels up onto the head, and there is just a little bit of hair at the front of the head? I find that almost as confusing as the lipstick/mustache combo.

    • YoMo says:

      Way to take this super serious.

    • Boo says:

      Because it’s a stage costume for a dance recital.. from the audience, they probably looked like a bunch of little bald muscle men. The lipstick is because it’s a dance recital and again, from the audience it just makes the kids faces stand out.. no makeup = washed out face..

  6. Bry says:

    He looks like a little Freddie Mercury, hahahaha!

  7. Emily says:

    The mustache KILLS me! That is so hilarious.

  8. Hula says:

    I’m loving the lipstick! Nothing says macho man like bright red lipstick.

  9. Debra Barone says:

    I find it completely awkward that someone created a dance routine for girls to the music of “Macho Man.”

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