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The Drunk Photographer - Family Portrait

The Drunk Photographer

“This is a photo of my parents and siblings, taken on Mom and Dad’s 50th wedding anniversary. We had a big party for them and had arranged several photo shoots for a family picture. The photographer had arrived somewhat inebriated at our first location, which was an outdoor site, beautifully located in front of a lake. He had really gotten on Mom’s nerves because he was so obviously tipsy and kept egging her on to smile (which wasn’t one of her best assets). The last stop was his studio. Mom was on her last nerve and this is what we got.”

(submitted by Juli)

Schoolhouse Rock - Kids

Schoolhouse Rock

“This is my kindergarten school photo. Everyone else in class had some sort of prop, like a baseball bat, basketball, their favorite doll, etc. I felt extremely left out, so I decided to hold my chunk of cement that I (for some weird reason) was carrying around in my backpack. I wish I could have seen my parents face when I came home with my pictures.”

(submitted by Lindsey)

 

Semi Formal - Dad

Semi Formal

“After spending a few hours getting ready for my junior prom (back in 1998), we had to do some family “portraits”. Apparently my father thought a bathrobe was appropriate attire for these.”

(submitted by Heather) 

1998: A Clown Odyssey - Family Portrait

1998: A Clown Odyssey

“I am in this photo on the right-hand side, dressed as the ‘sad’ clown. My dad (in the middle) used to do clown shows for kids’ birthday parties so he had this ‘wonderful’ idea to dress us all as clowns and take a family photo. The doll on my step-mom’s lap is to represent my unborn brother who was still ‘in the oven’ at the time.

The part I remember most about this was walking around all day dressed as a clown. We went to several different photo places before finally getting the pics done, if I remember correctly, but I don’t recall why. I just remember going to different places that day and everyone was staring at us!”

(submitted by Daniel) 

The Nightcap - Couples

The Nightcap

“My husband has a glass or two of wine the nights before his days off. He always falls asleep halfway into glass number two. It never fails.”

(via source)

Salon-Quality Disappointment - Family Portrait

Salon-Quality Disappointment

“This is me after my gran decided to cut all my hair off. I had long hair down my back until she chopped it all off. Yes, I am a girl :(”

(submitted by Claire) 

Everything’s Better With Rainbows - Kids

Everything’s Better With Rainbows

“My kindergarten teaching experience in a nutshell.”

(via source)

Chuck E. Spanks - Birthdays

Chuck E. Spanks

“Me on my birthday, December of 1982. Not sure what is more embarrassing, the home perm I got for my birthday or the fact a giant mouse is giving me birthday ‘spankings’.”

(submitted by Brandy) 

Grandma The Hooligan - Grandma

Grandma The Hooligan

“My Grandma was a troublemaker back in high school.”

(via source)

Hallelujah - Wedding

Hallelujah

“Photo of my cousins wedding. At first it looks like a normal wedding photo but please draw your attention to the priest in the background. This was completely unexpected.”

(submitted by Emily)