“My dad always got us so high.”
How immature are we? Very. But dare you not to crack a smile.
“When you have triplets, you don’t always think everything through.”
“My Grandma got so smashed at dinner that she fell into the Christmas tree. She’s a sprightly older lady and she can handle her drink (she’d actually had something near 4 bottles of wine AND sherry) then she fell over backwards into the tree and was laughing hysterically. We pulled her out of the tree and put her to bed. The next day she came over, singing songs and eating good food, and she was highly embarrassed about being smashed.”
“This year, my family started a new Thanksgiving tradition… don’t fall asleep.”