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High Times Birth Announcement - Dad

High Times Birth Announcement

“My father put my birth announcement in a 1994 High Times magazine.”

(via source)

Fall - Babies

Fall

“We decided to take our family photos next to a pond. As we were posing the little one immediately fell over. This is the main photo in my living room and makes my day every time I see it.”

(submitted by Lisa)

Dad Casual - Dad

Dad Casual

“My Dad and sister at her high school graduation party.  He was always one to dress for the occasion.”

(submitted by Sally)

Tied Down - Babies

Tied Down

“This is the inventive Dad of the day.”

(via source)

Thanksgiving Fashion - Dad

Thanksgiving Fashion

“My Dad likes to keep us guessing with his Thanksgiving fashion.”

(via source)

Dad’s Post-Kid-Puking Texts to Mom Are So Awful They’re Funny - Photos

Dad’s Post-Kid-Puking Texts to Mom Are So Awful They’re Funny

Being a parent means being exposed to bodily fluids, so regularly that you become immune to them. Well, most of the time–occasionally a situation becomes so gnarly it can make even the hardiest of parents nauseous. That’s what happened to father Ben Patterson, whose son Declan retched so badly in his car seat that Ben had to share it with his wife via text. And lucky for us, he also shared those texts with the Internet.

Ben tells his wife that after Declan threw up, the smell was so bad that he himself threw up. It’s rough being a sympathetic puker. His wife didn’t respond. (Understandable.)

Then, things got worse.

That’s right. Both a bystander AND the cops thought Ben was drunk, and he had to pass a breathalyzer before getting back in the car.

After that, there wasn’t much for Ben to do but send a few more futile texts to his wife, who continued to stay silent.

“Rotting whale blubber” is something we’ve never smelled, but somehow we know it’s a dead-on description. Stay safe out there, parents.

(via source)

Not Part Of The “In” Crowd - Kids

Not Part Of The “In” Crowd

“Just found an old school picture. Guess which one I am.”

(via source)

How Grandma Got Her Groove Back - Grandma

How Grandma Got Her Groove Back

“Was visiting my grandma and found this photo of her New Year’s cruise. What the hell, grandma?!”

(via source)

Making A Splash - Photos

Making A Splash

“Found this old photo. It sums up my high school experience.”

(via source)

Engage This - Black And White

Engage This

“My sister got engaged at a baseball game. Somebody wasn’t happy about it.”

(via source)