Wedding Summons

Wedding Summons - Photos

“My aunt is marrying a sheriff. Their invitation nearly gave everyone a heart attack.”

(via source)

In Uncles, Aunts, & Cousins • March 20th, 2017 • Comments Off on Wedding Summons

Dad’s Decoy

Dad’s Decoy - Dad

“This is my dad, who insisted on setting up his deer decoy that the UPS delivered while he was at work. Not having time to change, he went for a more casual look by just taking off his shirt.”

(submitted by Bailey)

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Me, My Selfie, And I

Me, My Selfie, And I - Couples

“A 2017 kind of photo from my sister’s wedding.”

(via source)

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The Ultimate Soft-Sell

The Ultimate Soft-Sell - Couples

“He really didn’t want to sell his beloved Subaru.”

Full disclosure, I always promised my wife that when we were ‘with child’ I would part with my beloved 2003 Subaru WRX so we could buy some minivan/SUV monstrosity with a rear window big enough to put those infuriating family stickers on. So this ad is a good faith effort. For sale: the last vestige of my youth. 

Mileage: 85,000 miles. Almost all city miles. I’m everything that is bad about a WRX owner, so rest-assured that most of those 85k miles were spent at full throttle, rapidly accelerating in and out of 7-11 parking lots. 

Maintenance: the car has had a few issues over the years. Oil changes ever 4-5k miles or every 6 months. Exclusively worked on by establishments that employ a spinning sign guy out front. The car rattles a bit and pulls hard to the left, just like a real NASCAR! 

Other issues: cup holders are small (Japanese engineers in 2003 had no idea how far we would come.) Water pump was purchased from an Indian burial ground, so the car is slightly haunted. 

See attached pictures. I’ve had multiple people email me and ask me for a better picture of the car. My response: no, but I will send you more pictures of the dents. 

If you want to come by and see the car, great. It has to be a time when my wife is home so she can see that I actually put the car up. Any attempts to negotiate will result in price increases. 

(via source)

In Couples • March 17th, 2017 • Comments Off on The Ultimate Soft-Sell

The Last Lion

The Last Lion - Dad

“My dad was told to ‘dress appropriately’ for his team meeting in The Churchill Rooms.”

(via source)

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Dinner With Freud

Dinner With Freud - Grandma

“When grandma sets the table.”

(via source)

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Optical Delusion

Optical Delusion - Dad

“Using photobooth, I caught my dad at a bad angle.”

(via source)

In Dad • March 17th, 2017 • Comments Off on Optical Delusion
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