“Was visiting my grandma and found this photo of her New Year’s cruise. What the hell, grandma?!”
“Found this old photo. It sums up my high school experience.”
“My sister got engaged at a baseball game. Somebody wasn’t happy about it.”
“We decided to spoof my son’s Facebook profile photo. How did we do?”
“I have two Moms. They dressed me up like this for Halloween.”
(submitted by Leah)
“When pub staff t-shirts go wrong.”
“My daughter made a friend at DragonCon, but he wasn’t too sure about her.”
“This is my girlfriend’s actual, state-given license plate: PRN-6969.”
“Sorry, class. My dog ate everyone’s homework.”
“Have a baby, they said. It will be fun, they said. Decibel meter for reference.
For comparison, 109 decibels is louder than: a power mower, a subway train at 200 ft, a train whistle at 500 ft, a rock concert, and timpani drums.