Kids

“My six-year-old daughter and I are having an election for ‘President of the House.'”

(via source) 

“When I was ten my Mom told me to watch my brother. This is how I did it.”

(via source)

“When I was four my Mom sent my Dad to buy me a suit and take some pictures. This is what he came back with.”

(via source) 

“My girlfriend’s nephew got to pet a camel today… he is officially afraid of camels.”

(via source)

“We were taking some shots in the pumpkin patch and trying to get the baby to stop crying. His sister was sitting behind him and decided she wanted to play with a small pumpkin. She was about a foot behind his head but it ended up looking like she was the cause of his discomfort!”

(submitted by Frank) 

“When I was a kid, we were so broke that I blew out candles on top of a slice of bread perched on a paper cup at Brown’s Chicken for my birthday.”

(via source) 

“My daughter wrote me this letter for Mother’s Day. To be fair, my car was only two weeks old and the guy in the parking garage denied doing anything to it.”

(submitted by Nina)

“Our annual family pictures used to be very stressful events, but 1998 took the cake. In this picture, I had just taken a Santa doll from my sister. She retaliated by slapping me and taking the doll back. I was clutching my face and my dad flipped her over his shoulder just as the automatic timer went off. All my mom could do was stand by helplessly.”

(submitted by Emily) 

“I’m not really sure why, but my kids ALWAYS draw me with a frown.”

(submitted by Jennifer) 

“My friend’s four-year-old son answered these questions about his Mom. (The handwriting is from the preschool teacher.)

(via source)