Kids

The Stickup

“When I was twelve my Grandma took me to Wild West City. I’m supposed to be sticking her up but it looks more like I’m pointing to her chest.”

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Miss Illinois

“I was pretty smooth when Miss Illinois came to visit.”

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Kid Chic

“My son dressed himself for his classmate’s birthday party.”

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The Leaning Coliseum

“We saw the Coliseum the day after seeing the Leaning Tower of Pisa. My kid wasn’t clear on the difference.”

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The Car Of A Parent

“This is how my kids see my car.”

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Dexter Jr

“Thirty years later, my brother has yet to murder someone.”

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Problem Solver

“My 12-year-old cousin is running for treasurer of his middle school. Some of his campaign stickers were printed incorrectly.”

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A Phobia Is Born

“Got my daughter’s Easter photo yesterday. She didn’t know the rabbit was going to be real. Priceless.”

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