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Mirror, Mirror

“My sister tried to buy a mirror on Craigslist. No picture was included in the listing so she asked the guy to send her one. She was not disappointed.”

(via source)

The Fountain

“The new artwork’s location at our local skating rink is highly questionable.”

(via source)

Let It Snow

“What happens when you go for the rear defrost, but hit the sunroof button instead. Alaska-style.”

(via source)

Zip It

“My fly was down during my X-ray at the chiropractor.”

(via source)

Seeing Double

“This has disaster written all over it.”

(via source)

A Tale Of Two Cities

“So I live near a city named Hooker and another named Beaver. They play each other in HS sports.”

(via source)

The Brain Demon

“My recent MRI revealed more than just brain matter. Who needs an inner child when you can have an inner demon, complete with horns and a menacing sneer?”

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Half In The Bag

“I forgot to buy my son a lunch box for the first day of school. This should do.”

(via source)

“D” For Effort

“My friend’s pregnant wife dropped the picture frame and knocked off some letters. Still technically correct.”

(via source)

Stat Of The Week

How much weight can you gain at one Thanksgiving dinner? A lot.

(via source)