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Buried Treasure

“Ripped up my kitchen floor only to reveal a twelve-year-old secret.”

(via source

Beetle Barbie

“My daughter fixed her cousin’s barbie after the head popped off and would not re-attach.”

(via source)

Mirror, Mirror

“My sister tried to buy a mirror on Craigslist. No picture was included in the listing so she asked the guy to send her one. She was not disappointed.”

(via source)

The Fountain

“The new artwork’s location at our local skating rink is highly questionable.”

(via source)

Let It Snow

“What happens when you go for the rear defrost, but hit the sunroof button instead. Alaska-style.”

(via source)

Zip It

“My fly was down during my X-ray at the chiropractor.”

(via source)

Ballsy

“My sister is the head pastry chef of a NYC restaurant. She made this for one of her friends who came in after his operation.”

(via source)

Seeing Double

“This has disaster written all over it.”

(via source)

A Tale Of Two Cities

“So I live near a city named Hooker and another named Beaver. They play each other in HS sports.”

(via source)

The Brain Demon

“My recent MRI revealed more than just brain matter. Who needs an inner child when you can have an inner demon, complete with horns and a menacing sneer?”

(submitted by Fallon)