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The Brain Demon

“My recent MRI revealed more than just brain matter. Who needs an inner child when you can have an inner demon, complete with horns and a menacing sneer?”

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Half In The Bag

“I forgot to buy my son a lunch box for the first day of school. This should do.”

(via source)

“D” For Effort

“My friend’s pregnant wife dropped the picture frame and knocked off some letters. Still technically correct.”

(via source)

Stat Of The Week

How much weight can you gain at one Thanksgiving dinner? A lot.

(via source)

Spidey Sense

“Best. Thanksgiving. Parade. Photo. Ever.”

(via source)

Face Swap

“My sister fell asleep while reading a magazine.”

(via source)

Fake Gyllenhaal

“Three years ago, happy drunk, I met Jake Gyllenhaal. Now I’m 90% sure I didn’t.”

(via source)

Meet Clarence

“I left my sketch unattended for five minutes in a house full of children. And thus, ‘Clarence’ was born.”

(via source)

What’s Cooking?

“Saw this in my local newspaper.”

(via source)

Words Go Here

“My local newspaper made a really bad typo.”

(via source)