“My boyfriend found a school journal he wrote in grade 3.”

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“Why 4-year-olds aren’t allowed to make pizza.”

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“‘Dad, I graduated last month, don’t you think it’s time to take down the banner? Oh.'”

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Teaching your kids how to play sports gives them an opportunity for a lifetime of healthy activity. It can also give the Internet a laugh. When this father tried to teach his son how to hit a baseball off a tee, it was trickier than he expected.

You start with learning the batting stance. Looks good so far:

The first swing. Solid contact:

How far does the ball go? Not very, but not bad for a first timer!

Let’s try that again. This time, keep your eye on the ball.

Let’s see the next swing…oh, no.

Technically he wasn’t wrong!

“Why is everyone laughing, Mommy?”

Don’t feel bad, kiddo! Hitting a baseball is one of the hardest things to do in sports.

Watch the full video here:

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“Math question: Mom lives 9/10 of a mile from my brother’s house. If I give my daughter a box of tissues, and then drive from my Mom’s house to my brother’s house at 35 mph, how many tissues can my daughter pull out of the tissue box, if she can pull tissues out at a rate of, like, so many per minute.”

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“My friend recently got a job at DQ. This is the first thing she was asked to put on a cake.”

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“The mixer didn’t work, so Mom improvised.”

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“My friend said when he was younger he looked like Weird Al.”

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“Getting ready to take a memorable photo when Grandma reaches for her granddaughter’s hand just as my uncle snaps the picture. It looks like she’s grabbing at her grandson’s crotch. Lol. This is one for the books.”

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“Fiance said she needed an iPad for work purposes. Her fingerprints said otherwise.”

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