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Saint Drink

“I found this photo of my father and this inebriated Santa Claus.”

(submitted by Joseph) 

The Clash

“This family picture was taken around 1989, not 1969 as the hairstyles and tacky wallpaper might lead you to believe. Though this is my immediate family (I’m the girl with her eyes closed), fortunately this is not our house. Between my mom’s perm, my dad’s dejected slouch, my sister’s broken wrist and mid-chew expression, and the world’s most hideous interior design, this picture is bursting with awkwardness!”

(submitted by Linda)

A Marlboro Christmas

“Christmas sometime in the early/mid 90s and this is me and my two sisters. My neighbor worked for Marlboro cigarettes and my mother decided that since their company sweatshirts were red, we should all wear them for our Christmas pictures.”

(submitted by IG @alekshenry)

Body By Dad

“Me and my dad when I was brought home from the hospital.”

(submitted by Jennifer)

Glamour Guy

“Just found my Dad’s glamour shot from the 80s. Incredible.”

(via source)

Santa Shamed

“The thought was, if Santa stood behind the chair, my daughter, the youngest, would be happier. Santa didn’t quite understand, and looks like he’s peeing on the tree.”

(submitted by IG @dernizz)

Creepy Claus

“There will be no more Christmas for me.”

(submitted by IG @silentiert)

Skate Or Dad

“Teaching my dad how to skateboard. My mom must have known how this was going to end.”

(submitted by IG @cuhnor)

Yellow Fever

“This is what happens when you sneeze during an Olan Mills Christmas picture session. And yes, my parents still used this as our Christmas card. And I have no explanation for the color scheme.”

(submitted by IG @brookeeecoleman

Turdy The Turtle

“Ironically her toy turtle was named ‘Turdy,’ a few days later her destiny was fulfilled.”

(submitted by Christine)