Glamour Shots With Grandma

February 15th, 2017

Glamour Shots With Grandma - Glamour Shots

“My twin sister and I took glamour shots with our grandmother. We loved her, but sometimes she had some weird ideas.”

(submitted by Hillary)

Dad Rediscovers Incredibly Detailed Instructions For His Son’s Babysitter

February 15th, 2017

Dad Rediscovers Incredibly Detailed Instructions For His Son’s Babysitter - Awkward Galleries

Leaving your infant in the hands of a babysitter can be a worrisome experience for parents, but this Dad did his best to cover all the bases. Bryan Elliott, a software developer and father from the Philadelphia area, recently rediscovered an email he sent to his son’s babysitter before he and his wife Amy went out for the evening. Even better, as a tech guy, Bryan’s instructions sound more like a software manual than a guide to caring for a baby. It might seem odd applying “if-then” logic to childcare, but it makes its own weird kind of sense. The end result is a fun take on parenting an infant. And hey, it might offer a few helpful tidbits for Moms and Dads out there.

The guide starts off with a diagnostic on what to do in case the kid is crying. There’s really only three reasons a baby is going to be crying.

Then it moves on to different ways to calm the kid down. Apparently “shushing” comes with the risk of vertigo!

Pretty much nails the purpose of binkies.

He even recommends the correct frequency for bouncing, if you’re into that kind of thing.

They make straightjackets for babies?!

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Wedding Crashers 2

February 15th, 2017

Wedding Crashers 2 - Couples

“My nephew and his new bride were exhausted after the ceremony and reception and decided to have a quick rest before changing to catch their cruise. Priceless!”

(submitted by Jett)

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Bride Shelf

February 15th, 2017

Bride Shelf - Mom

“This is my mother’s wedding picture. Big hair and puffy shoulders!”

(submitted by Nicole)

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One-Stop V-Day Shop

February 14th, 2017

One-Stop V-Day Shop - Photos

“Wal-Mart sure knows how to do Valentine’s Day.”

(via source)

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Booth Chill

February 14th, 2017

Booth Chill - Mom & Dad

“At my daughter’s wedding we had a photobooth were everyone took goofy, silly pics with funny glasses or hats. When my husband’s parents did theirs, they looked lost! No smile, no changing poses, no nothing.”

(submitted by Jennifer)

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Sometimes A Heart’s Just A Heart

February 14th, 2017

Sometimes A Heart’s Just A Heart - Kids

“My nephew drawing Valentine’s hearts in chalk on the patio.”

(via source)

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