The Haunting - Photos

The Haunting

“My Aunt’s lil joke for the next person who tears up the carpet in her home.”

(via source)

When Your Goat’s Expecting - Pets

When Your Goat’s Expecting

“This is what happens when you have one sister who is a professional photographer and loves animals and another sister with a mini zoo. You get professional goat maternity photos.”

(via source)

Woman High On Painkillers Thinks George Clooney Performed Her Medical Procedure

Painkiller-induced ramblings after surgery have been a wellspring of viral videos for years, but this one is even more surreal than usual.

Emily Young was filming her stepsister Kayleigh while Kayleigh was recovering from an in-vitro fertilization procedure. Still woozy from the pain meds, Kayleigh gave a shoutout to someone unexpected: George Clooney. Kayleigh insisted that not only did the Batman & Robin star appear during her treatment, he personally carried it out.

“George Clooney did my retrieval, and he got 25 eggs,” she says in the video.

Over the course of the video Kayleigh runs quite the emotional gamut, from disbelief that the hospital could book the busy actor, to mortification that he “saw [her] vagina.” Which is understandable. One of my biggest fears is that a celebrity would see my privates.

But overall, Kayleigh thinks George’s appearance is a sign of good luck for her fertilization prospects. “Because it was George, I just feel like it might work,” she explains. Hear, hear.

Watch the video below:

H/t: Daily Mail

Dear Lisa - Mom

Dear Lisa

“No wonder Dad hid mom’s high school yearbook from me as a kid.”

(via source)

When 4th Grade Me Accidentally Showed My Parents’ Homemade Porn To The Entire Class - Articles

When 4th Grade Me Accidentally Showed My Parents’ Homemade Porn To The Entire Class

Reddit user rniscior shared this story of the time he nearly traumatized his whole class during show and tell.  I’ve never spoken about this since it happened, but out...
Pizza Time - Random

Pizza Time

“So my friend did something really dumb today.”

(via source)

Stayin’ Alive - Dad

Stayin’ Alive

“My father back in the 70’s.”

(via source)

Single City - Photos

Single City

“My younger brother got married last weekend. I am now the only unmarried sibling. The photographer captured my awkward pain.”

(via source)

20 of The Most Creative Recreations Of Childhood Photos - Lists

20 of The Most Creative Recreations Of Childhood Photos

Kids have often proven to be the best photo subjects. Their honesty in front of the camera and their lack of self-consciousness makes for photos that instantly become family...
The Sofa Stalker - Dad

The Sofa Stalker

“Just found this photo in my mum’s kitchen. WTF is my dad doing in the background?”

(submitted by Pete)