Nightcap 2 - Pets

Nightcap 2

This dog demonstrates how to give a home perm.

(submitted by Leslie)

Keeping It Clean - Family Portrait

Keeping It Clean

Some people refuse to switch to the Swiffer.

(submitted by Frances)

The Invitation - Couples

The Invitation

They’ve been waiting for you.

(submitted by Brandon)

The Steal - Behind The Awkwardness

The Steal

“Here’s my wife tossing the bouquet… two of my sisters, a friend, and only a distant cousin reaching for it. Believe it or not, the flowers were caught but my sister in the center– off-hand snag. Funny thing is that everybody in the picture got hitched within five years… that is, except for the young lady reaching for the flowers.”

(submitted by Duncan)

Twins - Behind The Awkwardness

Twins

“This is a photo of my sister and me, taken around 1991 (she is on the right, I’m on the left). I remember being incredibly grumpy that day, as I loathed getting our photos taken for three reasons:

1.) I had to sleep in uncomfortable curlers the night before, which always made for a poor night’s rest.
2.) I hated being dressed as twins, especially since my sister and I are not twins.
3.) Wearing identical “Spumoni” sweatshirts: Spumoni was a line of clothing from the late eighties that appealed to young girls with its screen-print overkill: it utilized repetitive patterns of dogs, cats, flowers, and bows–resplendently displayed as puffy white vinyl designs. While I had been fine wearing this sweatshirt two years before, donning this again at eleven did not hold the same charm as it once did, and thus walking through the mall to the Sears Portrait Studio felt like a death march. However, I am sure my mother believed that my sister and I were simply darling in our matching attire with complimenting curls, so this photo bears witness to that crappy day so long ago.”

(submitted by Brenna)

Heartland - Kids

Heartland

A failed pre-curser to the “Got Milk?” campaign.

(submitted by Rachel)

The Angler - Family Portrait

The Angler

He did what he had to do.

(submitted by Michael)

Going Catty - Pets

Going Catty

They need to call their sponsor.

(submitted by Joey)

Famjam - Family Portrait

Famjam

You’re gonna need a bigger background.

(submitted by Emily)

White Alert - Behind The Awkwardness

White Alert

“So my father was a police officer and was generally very up-to-date on techniques for ensuring child safety. That meant that anytime we went on vacation as a family to a place with the slightest crowd, all four of us had to wear the same t-shirts so that we could easily be spotted in a crowd. I’m the cool kid on the right with the Flock of Seagulls haircut, wearing my shirt as a dress apparently. I guess these shirts weren’t nearly effective enough either since they were later replaced with bright purple t-shirts with various dinosaurs on each”

(submitted by Matt)