accidents

Awkward Family Story: The Plunge

We were staying at my in-laws’ house over Easter. They live in a small town. During the afternoon when 17 family members were there to visit, I needed to use the bathroom after a pretty large meal. I stopped up the commode with the copious amounts of toilet paper required after the deed. My in-laws, unfortunately, did not own a plunger, and all the shops in town were closed for the Easter holiday. So, my father-in-law used his arm to unstop the commode.

Awkward.

(submitted by Andrea)

Burn Baby Burn 2

Well, at least he was wearing a seatbelt.

(submitted by Sismouse)

Handyman

A jazz-hands inspired burn.

(submitted by Nick)

Hotfoot

This is exactly why kids shouldn’t play with fireworks without parental supervision.

(submitted by Roxanne)

Face Slide

Sometimes you just need a little push. Thanks, dad.

(submitted by Alayna)

4th of July: Up In Smoke

A day to celebrate the good ol’ magenta, gray, and blue.

(submitted by Susanne)

Slinky

You should see how cute it is when he falls down the stairs.

(submitted by Darrin)

The Dribbler

“Here is my photo. The pee stain kid is me. I guess I should have shook and dance a little more, to keep the last drop from falling in my pants. I’d like to do a follow up, where are they now pic only this time, completely piss my pants.”

(submitted by Jim)