babies

Awkward Family Story: The Funeral

When I was pregnant with my first child, my Grandma passed away. I didn’t have anything to wear to the funeral, so I had to settle on a low-cut maternity blouse that made my breasts look enormous and made me very self-conscious. After the funeral, one of my aunts approached me and in front of the entire family, loudly announced: “You are getting a fabulous chest!!!” I turned six shades of red and blurted out defensively, “I can’t help it. Since I’ve been pregnant, I’ve gone up a couple of cup sizes.” She was actually referring to a chest of drawers that I had unknowingly inherited….um…yeah…very awkward.

(submitted by Lori)

The Sleeper - Kids

The Sleeper

Making pillow-top mattresses and 600 thread-count sheets look really stupid.

(submitted by Michael)

The Watering Hole - Babies

The Watering Hole

“I was born in Spain (Air Force Brat) and we had a bidet in the bathroom. My mom caught me using it as a water fountain (they “never” used it) and let me continue using it. Awkward!”

(submitted by Steven)

Conspiracy Theory - Babies

Conspiracy Theory

We know what you’re thinking, but take our word for it- no photoshopping here.

(submitted by DS)

The Joker - Babies

The Joker

“In the photo is my grandpa holding me as a baby in 1989. After grandpa retired, he started a side job as a clown, where he’d go to birthday parties and do magic tricks. He also often wore his boxing shorts from his days as a heavyweight boxer at Michigan State. He was dressing upto entertain the grandkids that day, and the boxing/clown combination certainly made for an interesting photo.”

(submitted by Darcy)

The Cooler - Babies

The Cooler

A literal interpretation of “hose-down.”

(submitted by Brynn)

Shhh - Babies

Shhh

Here’s Santa taking some time out from his busy schedule to freak out some nice people.

We’re Pregnant! - Mom & Dad

We’re Pregnant!

There are so many questions.

(submitted by Darren)

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Hands on a Hardbaby - Babies

Hands on a Hardbaby

Grandma lasted the longest at 2 days, 14 hours.

(submitted by Tonia)

Awkward Baby Photo - Babies

Awkward Baby Photo

How can we not love Jennifer for referring to her own baby picture as “creepy.”

(submitted by Jennifer)