Making pillow-top mattresses and 600 thread-count sheets look really stupid.
(submitted by Michael)
“I was born in Spain (Air Force Brat) and we had a bidet in the bathroom. My mom caught me using it as a water fountain (they “never” used it) and let me continue using it. Awkward!”
(submitted by Steven)
We know what you’re thinking, but take our word for it- no photoshopping here.
(submitted by DS)
“In the photo is my grandpa holding me as a baby in 1989. After grandpa retired, he started a side job as a clown, where he’d go to birthday parties and do magic tricks. He also often wore his boxing shorts from his days as a heavyweight boxer at Michigan State. He was dressing upto entertain the grandkids that day, and the boxing/clown combination certainly made for an interesting photo.”
(submitted by Darcy)
A literal interpretation of “hose-down.”
(submitted by Brynn)
Here’s Santa taking some time out from his busy schedule to freak out some nice people.
There are so many questions.
(submitted by Darren)
Grandma lasted the longest at 2 days, 14 hours.
(submitted by Tonia)
How can we not love Jennifer for referring to her own baby picture as “creepy.”
(submitted by Jennifer)
My wife and I were having trouble getting pregnant. One afternoon, my sister-in-law came over to my apartment while I was home alone. After a few moments of small talk she told me that she wanted to help us with our problem and would be willing to carry my baby. I assumed that she meant to say “our (me and my wife’s) baby.” But my sister-in-law clarified that she was only talking about me… awkward.
(submitted by Roger)