Beat It

“My mom had been with us 5 kids all day preparing for a trip from Ft. Worth, TX to Colorado.  We were taking a custom van across the country for vacation  When my step dad got home from work, she began to get irritated at how long he was taking to get ready to leave.  When she went back to check on him, she found he had dressed in this outfit to embarrass the kids.  I am the teenager with the disgusted look, horrified that he would actually travel like that!”

(submitted by Kristi)