Employee Of The Month
“I delivered the local newspaper in the neighbourhood for a few years, and my dear mother called to inform them that I had never been selected as “carrier of the month”. The following month I got my chance and won this awesome 5″ black and white television which I received from the Circulation Manager. Not sure what is worse, my mother let me leave the house in my knit wool reindeer sweater or that his wife let him out of the house with that hair!”
(submitted by Kevin in Canada)