The Pledge
“My niece wanted to show me that she learned how to sign her name. I took advantage of the situation.”
(via source)
Terms And Conditions
“I am a lawyer. My son had to tell me something, but first he wanted me to sign this.”
(via source)
Stealth Mode
“I watched my daughter spend a few minutes slowly crawling across the living room floor to get something I told her she couldn’t have.”
(via source)
Attack Ads
“My six-year-old daughter and I are having an election for ‘President of the House.'”
(via source)
Fatherhood
“I am a photographer. This happened during a shoot this weekend. I call it ‘Fatherhood.'”
(via source)
Cake Substitute
“When I was a kid, we were so broke that I blew out candles on top of a slice of bread perched on a paper cup at Brown’s Chicken for my birthday.”
(via source)
Insane Clown Baby
“Sometimes when I’m down, I think about how my parents were Juggalos and smile.”
(via source)
