How To Give Mom A Heart Attack
“I see your picture you took at the Grand Canyon to freak your poor mother out, and raise you mine.”
(via source)
The Pen Is Mightier
“My wife is pregnant and today was her first ultrasound. This was the doctor’s pen.”
(via source)
The Nightcap
“My husband has a glass or two of wine the nights before his days off. He always falls asleep halfway into glass number two. It never fails.”
(via source)
Falling Out
“My brother-in-law noticed the flower girl was teetering right before the wedding photographer took the shot.”
(via source)
