Friendly Fire
“Kids write the best apologies. ”
I am sorry Ben I didn’t mean to hurt you. I feel like crap. I love you and I was trying to hit Chris. I hate Chris. I hate my choice I made. I rally hope you Except my apollagee. When I throo the sizzors, I was aiming for Chris. I hope you start to feel better soon.
(via source)
A Funeral For A Fish
“My fish died when I wasn’t home. Asked my cousin to give him a proper flushing. She sent me this.”
(via source)
100 Percent Snakeskin
“Just a picture of my great-grandpa wearing a suit that he made entirely out of rattlesnake, complete with a tie, shoes, cane and hat!”
(via source)
Jewel Thief
“My wife couldn’t find her wedding ring yesterday. Our baby will be a diamond mule the next couple days.”
(via source)
The Secret Brony
“I just caught my boyfriend in the act. He doesn’t know I know his secret.”
(via source)
Dog In The Headlights
“Got married in September. Mom requested the photographer get a picture of ‘all her children.'”
(via source)
