Hey There, Lonely Teacher
“My newly single sister is concerned she’s putting off some seriously pathetic vibes after being slipped this note from one of her second-grade students.”
(via source)
Unimpressed
“I was showing my niece my new drone, but she seemed more focused on chugging Goldfish crackers.”
(via source)
Thanks, Dad
“My Dad loved our thoughtful card today. This was in his gift bag, along with BBQ Fritos, a Polish sausage, Pay Day and Snickers bars, a Klondike bar, and a DVD of the 2006 Denzel Washington movie ‘Deja Vu.'”
(via source)
Practical Christmas
“Christmas when I was 11. The disappointment on my face after getting the same shirt I’m already wearing.”
(via source)
The Tao Of Cooties
“I found this old school assignment at my boyfriend’s house when I went home for Thanksgiving. This is what happiness meant to my boyfriend’s Dad in 1963.”
(via source)
Small, Medium, And Baby
“The pizza place by my house compares the size of their slices to newborn babies.”
(via source)
The Sleep-Talk Diary
“My girlfriend sleep-talks a lot. I write down the best ones when I can.”
(via source)
