These parents decided to take a running start.
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It isn’t polite to point.
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Freud would have found a metaphor here.
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It’s not easy being in a room with no corners.
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Has anyone seen Kris Kringle?
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It isn’t easy finding chain-mail armor in toddler sizes.
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“My mother has this obsession with making clown outfits for people. One Christmas she had sewn clown outfits for me, my husband, my sister, her husband, and each of her 5 kids. That’s 9 total. She didn’t think it was weird at all. “Just keep it,” she said, “because you never know.” So I decided to make HER a clown outfit for her next birthday. That Christmas, this is what she asked for. We paid for her to go to Wal-Mart with the grandkids and get their photo taken.”
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“It was my 1st birthday and apparently, while my mom brought guests to the door, I licked all the liquor glasses empty. After returning, she saw me falling backwards and passing out. The ambulance medic told her that I had consumed too much alcohol and sat me on the throne. Not too much has changed since then.”
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“Me and my dad when I was brought home from the hospital.”
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